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Ali Wong: Single Lady

I told all my girlfriends,and they were like, "Oh, my God, that is so sweet.I am so...

I told all my girlfriends,
and they were like, "Oh, my God, that is so sweet.
I am so jealous." And then I told all my male friends,
and they were like, "That dude sounds like a psychopath."

Full Transcript

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I told all my girlfriends, and they were like,
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"Oh, my God, that is so sweet. I am so jealous."
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And then I told all my male friends, and they were like,
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"That dude sounds like a psychopath."
Duration
16 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:46
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
"Hey, are you okay, Ali? Do you feel safe?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:21
"Hey, are you okay, Ali? Do you feel safe?"
It is true that boys, they never liked me growing up. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
It is true that boys, they never liked me growing up.
And now I'm 42, I'm a mother, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
And now I'm 42, I'm a mother,
And I think that what happened was that... - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
And I think that what happened was that...
Men, you know, when you're in your twenties, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Men, you know, when you're in your twenties,
At that age, you don't care about the content of a woman's character. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
At that age, you don't care about the content of a woma...
Uh... You know, the ultimate status symbol when you're young - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Uh... You know, the ultimate status symbol when you're ...
And then when men become 40, you're like, "I don't wanna date a ten anymore." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
And then when men become 40, you're like, "I don&#...
...that earns at least, like, $15,000 a year, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:15
...that earns at least, like, $15,000 a year,
It's not necessarily a good look to date a ten anymore. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
It's not necessarily a good look to date a ten anymore.
Nowadays, when we're 40, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:15
Nowadays, when we're 40,
While, you're here outsourcing for intellectual stimulation and giggles, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:14
While, you're here outsourcing for intellectual stimula...
You have ruined dinner for us, and now we've all lost respect for you - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
You have ruined dinner for us, and now we've all lost r...
The worst part about being a female stand-up comedian - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
The worst part about being a female stand-up comedian
So many wasted hours of my life - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
So many wasted hours of my life
These Instahoes who prey on my friend because he's so ugly. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
These Instahoes who prey on my friend because he's so u...
He's been ugly his whole life, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
He's been ugly his whole life,
They know that the day is coming - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
They know that the day is coming
So to look out for their future, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:16
So to look out for their future,
And because I'm a kind six, I listen to them. I listen to them! - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
And because I'm a kind six, I listen to them. I listen ...