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Ali Wong: Single Lady

I want a manthat doesn't take an entire day to put a duvet cover on a duvet

I want a man
that doesn't take an entire day to put a duvet cover on a duvet

Full Transcript

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I want a man that doesn't take an entire day
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to put a duvet cover on a duvet.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:45
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
I want a man who knows how to buy other fruit besides bananas. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I want a man who knows how to buy other fruit besides banana...
And look, if you wanna be my boyfriend, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
And look, if you wanna be my boyfriend,
I accept occasional erectile dysfunction, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
I accept occasional erectile dysfunction,
You gotta eat out my ass right away. Right away. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
You gotta eat out my ass right away. Right away.
Nothing will make me forget and forgive faster - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
Nothing will make me forget and forgive faster
What I definitely don't want instead of the pivot - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:13
What I definitely don't want instead of the pivot
"Oh, I've had a very stressful day." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:13
"Oh, I've had a very stressful day."
If you wanna be my boyfriend, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
If you wanna be my boyfriend,
Yeah. A lot of men out there aren't nasty. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Yeah. A lot of men out there aren't nasty.
A lot of men refuse to kiss - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
A lot of men refuse to kiss
I just sucked your dick. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I just sucked your dick.
My knees have those puffy red circles on them. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
My knees have those puffy red circles on them.
My topknot has migrated to the side of my head. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
My topknot has migrated to the side of my head.
"Thank you. Thank you so much." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
"Thank you. Thank you so much."
...for sucking my dick." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
...for sucking my dick."
That's like being like, "Ugh! Who farted?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
That's like being like, "Ugh! Who farted?"
"You know what? Your jizz isn't even in my mouth anymore, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
"You know what? Your jizz isn't even in my mouth a...
I should clarify, there are no globs of jizz in my mouth anymore. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I should clarify, there are no globs of jizz in my mouth any...
There is a film, a coating, a whisper, if you will, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
There is a film, a coating, a whisper, if you will,
The Cheetos are in your tummy, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
The Cheetos are in your tummy,