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Ali Wong: Single Lady

I'm excited." "I am, Ali, because, look,I have had a crush on you forever, and I actually...

I'm excited." "I am, Ali, because, look,
I have had a crush on you forever, and I actually told
my best friend years ago that you were my dream girl." "And I know this sounds crazy, but, uh

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I'm excited."
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"I am, Ali, because, look, I have had a crush on you forever,
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and I actually told my best friend years ago
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that you were my dream girl."
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"And I know this sounds crazy, but, uh...
Duration
18 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:35
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
I want you to be my girlfriend." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I want you to be my girlfriend."
I gotta get my money's worth." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
I gotta get my money's worth."
I arrive in London and discovered that this man - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
I arrive in London and discovered that this man
And then I get to Amsterdam, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
And then I get to Amsterdam,
And then in my final destination, Copenhagen, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
And then in my final destination, Copenhagen,
I told all my girlfriends, and they were like, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:16
I told all my girlfriends, and they were like,
"Hey, are you okay, Ali? Do you feel safe?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:21
"Hey, are you okay, Ali? Do you feel safe?"
It is true that boys, they never liked me growing up. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
It is true that boys, they never liked me growing up.
And now I'm 42, I'm a mother, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
And now I'm 42, I'm a mother,
And I think that what happened was that... - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
And I think that what happened was that...
Men, you know, when you're in your twenties, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Men, you know, when you're in your twenties,
At that age, you don't care about the content of a woman's character. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
At that age, you don't care about the content of a woma...
Uh... You know, the ultimate status symbol when you're young - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Uh... You know, the ultimate status symbol when you're ...
And then when men become 40, you're like, "I don't wanna date a ten anymore." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
And then when men become 40, you're like, "I don&#...
...that earns at least, like, $15,000 a year, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:15
...that earns at least, like, $15,000 a year,
It's not necessarily a good look to date a ten anymore. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
It's not necessarily a good look to date a ten anymore.
Nowadays, when we're 40, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:15
Nowadays, when we're 40,
While, you're here outsourcing for intellectual stimulation and giggles, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:14
While, you're here outsourcing for intellectual stimula...
You have ruined dinner for us, and now we've all lost respect for you - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
You have ruined dinner for us, and now we've all lost r...
The worst part about being a female stand-up comedian - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
The worst part about being a female stand-up comedian