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Ali Wong: Single Lady

It's very, very excitingand quite shocking, because boys,they never liked me growing up

It's very, very exciting
and quite shocking, because boys,
they never liked me growing up

Full Transcript

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It's very, very exciting and quite shocking,
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because boys, they never liked me growing up.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:42
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
In the '90s, in high school, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
In the '90s, in high school,
But things have changed, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
But things have changed,
A divorced mom is very special because she doesn't want commitment. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
A divorced mom is very special because she doesn't want...
A divorced mom - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
A divorced mom
I don't care how many brain cells you have. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I don't care how many brain cells you have.
I don't care if you pronounce hors d'oeuvres "whores devours." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
I don't care if you pronounce hors d'oeuvres "...
No me importa. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
No me importa.
I need you to have a huge boner that's gonna poke my brain. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I need you to have a huge boner that's gonna poke my br...
I need you to smash my frontal cortex over and over - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
I need you to smash my frontal cortex over and over
I'm not trying to trap a man anymore. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I'm not trying to trap a man anymore.
I'm trying to drink cranberry juice on the regular, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I'm trying to drink cranberry juice on the regular, oka...
When I introduce myself to new men, I'm trying to say hello like this, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:17
When I introduce myself to new men, I'm trying to say h...
Uh, I really went on a tear when I first got divorced. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Uh, I really went on a tear when I first got divorced.
I'd been married for ten years, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I'd been married for ten years,
And my standards were strategically low. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
And my standards were strategically low.
Like the less hair on the head, the more hair on the body, the better. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Like the less hair on the head, the more hair on the body, t...
I was hunting for a dude that was shaped like a straight-up squash. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I was hunting for a dude that was shaped like a straight-up ...
'Cause you know what kind of energy that dude's bringing to the bedroom? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
'Cause you know what kind of energy that dude's br...
He will eat your pussy long, long time. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
He will eat your pussy long, long time.
And you will be free of that guilt, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And you will be free of that guilt,