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Ali Wong: Single Lady

Like, you thoughtyou were gonna go down in history as this Asian-American pioneerof...

Like, you thought
you were gonna go down in history as this Asian-American pioneer
of motherhood and comedy, but no,
your legacy is you're a murderer now

Full Transcript

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Like, you thought you were gonna go down in history
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as this Asian-American pioneer of motherhood and comedy,
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but no, your legacy is you're a murderer now.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:43
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
Oh, but the best part about fucking a dude that's 60 - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Oh, but the best part about fucking a dude that's 60
...that he's gonna repeat to you on Friday, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
...that he's gonna repeat to you on Friday,
Listen, I am being sincere when I said that it was awesome, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Listen, I am being sincere when I said that it was awesome,
Let's not forget that this dude is a former pro surfer. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Let's not forget that this dude is a former pro surfer.
Whoo! Like, using his leg like a tentacle. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Whoo! Like, using his leg like a tentacle.
'Cause he's a man of the ocean, you know? He got an octopus teacher. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
'Cause he's a man of the ocean, you know? He got a...
Uh... And then he was looking at me the entire time - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Uh... And then he was looking at me the entire time
Those hologram "winter is coming" eyes, you know? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Those hologram "winter is coming" eyes, you know?
Made the whole experience both majestic and terrifying. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Made the whole experience both majestic and terrifying.
Had me feeling like if I failed to cum at the same time as him, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
Had me feeling like if I failed to cum at the same time as h...
And then at midnight, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
And then at midnight,
And I swear to God, it was so loud... - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
And I swear to God, it was so loud...
And then he just went full boneless - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
And then he just went full boneless
And my heart sank to my stomach. I was like, "Oh, my God, he's dead." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
And my heart sank to my stomach. I was like, "Oh, my Go...
Spread to my fingertips, my toes, and my nose. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Spread to my fingertips, my toes, and my nose.
The only sensation better than an orgasm - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
The only sensation better than an orgasm
The first person to contact me after the announcement of my divorce - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
The first person to contact me after the announcement of my ...
And he was super-duper hot, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And he was super-duper hot,
That means he doesn't know who Kato Kaelin is, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
That means he doesn't know who Kato Kaelin is,
So I was ignoring his DMs, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
So I was ignoring his DMs,