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Ali Wong: Single Lady

Nothing will make meforget and forgive faster than when you placethe hole where food goes...

Nothing will make me
forget and forgive faster than when you place
the hole where food goes in right on top of the hole
where food goes out

Full Transcript

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Nothing will make me forget and forgive faster
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than when you place the hole where food goes in
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right on top of the hole where food goes out.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:34
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
What I definitely don't want instead of the pivot - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:13
What I definitely don't want instead of the pivot
"Oh, I've had a very stressful day." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:13
"Oh, I've had a very stressful day."
If you wanna be my boyfriend, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
If you wanna be my boyfriend,
Yeah. A lot of men out there aren't nasty. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Yeah. A lot of men out there aren't nasty.
A lot of men refuse to kiss - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
A lot of men refuse to kiss
I just sucked your dick. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I just sucked your dick.
My knees have those puffy red circles on them. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
My knees have those puffy red circles on them.
My topknot has migrated to the side of my head. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
My topknot has migrated to the side of my head.
"Thank you. Thank you so much." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
"Thank you. Thank you so much."
...for sucking my dick." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
...for sucking my dick."
That's like being like, "Ugh! Who farted?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
That's like being like, "Ugh! Who farted?"
"You know what? Your jizz isn't even in my mouth anymore, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
"You know what? Your jizz isn't even in my mouth a...
I should clarify, there are no globs of jizz in my mouth anymore. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I should clarify, there are no globs of jizz in my mouth any...
There is a film, a coating, a whisper, if you will, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
There is a film, a coating, a whisper, if you will,
The Cheetos are in your tummy, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
The Cheetos are in your tummy,
Look, I'm not saying you have to give me head - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Look, I'm not saying you have to give me head
You do not have to give me head day one of my period. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
You do not have to give me head day one of my period.
But when we have landed at day four... - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
But when we have landed at day four...
And it has petered out into a watery salsa... - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
And it has petered out into a watery salsa...
What are you scared of, you baby? There's iron in there, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
What are you scared of, you baby? There's iron in there...