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Ali Wong: Single Lady

Nowadays, when we're 40, you bring some hotunfunny dummy to dinner, all the women of...

Nowadays, when we're 40, you bring some hot
unfunny dummy to dinner, all the women of substance at the table
are now mad at you because we have to babysit this bitch

Full Transcript

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Nowadays, when we're 40,
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you bring some hot unfunny dummy to dinner,
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all the women of substance at the table are now mad at you
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because we have to babysit this bitch.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:44
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
While, you're here outsourcing for intellectual stimulation and giggles, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:14
While, you're here outsourcing for intellectual stimula...
You have ruined dinner for us, and now we've all lost respect for you - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
You have ruined dinner for us, and now we've all lost r...
The worst part about being a female stand-up comedian - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
The worst part about being a female stand-up comedian
So many wasted hours of my life - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
So many wasted hours of my life
These Instahoes who prey on my friend because he's so ugly. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
These Instahoes who prey on my friend because he's so u...
He's been ugly his whole life, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
He's been ugly his whole life,
They know that the day is coming - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
They know that the day is coming
So to look out for their future, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:16
So to look out for their future,
And because I'm a kind six, I listen to them. I listen to them! - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
And because I'm a kind six, I listen to them. I listen ...
And because I'm a decent actress, they think I'm actually listening, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:15
And because I'm a decent actress, they think I'm a...
I have to say, it's very nice to feel so loved and adored - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
I have to say, it's very nice to feel so loved and ador...
And I've received all sorts of nice gifts from suitors in the past two years. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And I've received all sorts of nice gifts from suitors ...
I've received flowers, bags, jewelry. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I've received flowers, bags, jewelry.
My girlfriends were like, "Oh, my God." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:25
My girlfriends were like, "Oh, my God."
I don't see how refusing 24-karat gold is the more empowering option. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
I don't see how refusing 24-karat gold is the more empo...
It's not like when these dudes give you a necklace, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:25
It's not like when these dudes give you a necklace,
But either way, keep the necklace. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
But either way, keep the necklace.
I became so addicted to courtship, that I developed this problem - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
I became so addicted to courtship, that I developed this pro...
After three weeks, that's when they start to relax. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
After three weeks, that's when they start to relax.
That's when they stop initiating going down on you. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
That's when they stop initiating going down on you.