"Oh, you're not 55, are you?" He was like, "No, I'm 60." "Ali, look, I'm really sorry,...
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"Oh, you're not 55, are you?" He was like, "No, I'm 60." "Ali, look, I'm really sorry, okay?" "I should've come clean to you
about this sooner. I was just..." "I was so excited to meet you." "When I first joined the app, I accidentally, honestly,
entered in my birthday in wrong, and the app wouldn't let me
go back and change it." "And because that app is so exclusive, I didn't wanna get on the waitlist again." "And yes, all of those pictures
on my profile are admittedly from five years ago
when I first joined, because I've just simply been too lazy
to take and upload new ones." "Ali, look, I really apologize, okay?" "And I totally get it if you just
wanna get up and leave right now." I was like, "No, it's fine, you know?" "We're already here,
and gas so expensive."
about this sooner. I was just..." "I was so excited to meet you." "When I first joined the app, I accidentally, honestly,
entered in my birthday in wrong, and the app wouldn't let me
go back and change it." "And because that app is so exclusive, I didn't wanna get on the waitlist again." "And yes, all of those pictures
on my profile are admittedly from five years ago
when I first joined, because I've just simply been too lazy
to take and upload new ones." "Ali, look, I really apologize, okay?" "And I totally get it if you just
wanna get up and leave right now." I was like, "No, it's fine, you know?" "We're already here,
and gas so expensive."
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"Oh, you're not 55, are you?"
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He was like, "No, I'm 60."
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"Ali, look, I'm really sorry, okay?"
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"I should've come clean to you
about this sooner. I was just..."
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"I was so excited to meet you."
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"When I first joined the app,
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I accidentally, honestly,
entered in my birthday in wrong,
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and the app wouldn't let me
go back and change it."
00:00:23.064 --> 00:00:24.941
"And because that app is so exclusive,
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I didn't wanna get on the waitlist again."
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"And yes, all of those pictures
on my profile
00:00:30.613 --> 00:00:33.825
are admittedly from five years ago
when I first joined,
00:00:33.908 --> 00:00:38.083
because I've just simply been too lazy
to take and upload new ones."
00:00:39.747 --> 00:00:42.125
"Ali, look, I really apologize, okay?"
00:00:42.208 --> 00:00:46.379
"And I totally get it if you just
wanna get up and leave right now."
00:00:47.038 --> 00:00:49.883
I was like, "No, it's fine, you know?"
00:00:49.966 --> 00:00:53.553
"We're already here,
and gas so expensive."
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Movie Summary
Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
