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Ali Wong: Single Lady

That means he doesn't knowwho Kato Kaelin is, he's never drunk Crystal Pepsior watched...

That means he doesn't know
who Kato Kaelin is, he's never drunk Crystal Pepsi
or watched E.T. Like, what the fuck
are we gonna talk about, you know?

Full Transcript

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That means he doesn't know who Kato Kaelin is,
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he's never drunk Crystal Pepsi or watched E.T.
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Like, what the fuck are we gonna talk about, you know?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:15
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
So I was ignoring his DMs, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
So I was ignoring his DMs,
I've never received one of those before, so I didn't know what was happening. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I've never received one of those before, so I didn'...
He sends me this video - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
He sends me this video
I was like, "What's going on? This kid okay?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:16
I was like, "What's going on? This kid okay?"
Like a Toni Braxton video. I was like, "Oh, my God." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
Like a Toni Braxton video. I was like, "Oh, my God.&quo...
Each time, just zeroing in more and more - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
Each time, just zeroing in more and more
I'm trying to detect from the lighting, from the tug of the fabric, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
I'm trying to detect from the lighting, from the tug of...
My God, he was so smart to not show me it, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
My God, he was so smart to not show me it,
My toes are curled up in two fists right now just thinking about it again. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
My toes are curled up in two fists right now just thinking a...
It was so good that I decided to fly to Chicago two weeks later - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
It was so good that I decided to fly to Chicago two weeks la...
Yes. And I could tell that he was broke, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Yes. And I could tell that he was broke,
So I called him up before I left for Chicago, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:25
So I called him up before I left for Chicago,
And then in the morning, he was like, "What'd you wanna do today?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
And then in the morning, he was like, "What'd you ...
I like, "No, man, I wanna go to the Art Institute of Chicago. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I like, "No, man, I wanna go to the Art Institute of Ch...
"It is arguably the best museum in the US." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:21
"It is arguably the best museum in the US."
I was like, "Oh, my God, we've been here for three hours." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:18
I was like, "Oh, my God, we've been here for three...
I was like, "Did you just say... 'Monet'?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I was like, "Did you just say... 'Monet'?&quo...
Traditionally, I have exclusively dated Asian-American men. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Traditionally, I have exclusively dated Asian-American men.
Like when I watched Squid Game, I was like, "Oh, my God." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:19
Like when I watched Squid Game, I was like, "Oh, my God...
I like Prince Zuko, I like Uncle Iroh, I like Appa. I like all of them. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I like Prince Zuko, I like Uncle Iroh, I like Appa. I like a...