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Ali Wong: Single Lady

That's like being like, "Ugh! Who farted?" "You farted. You jizzed and you farted."...

That's like being like, "Ugh! Who farted?" "You farted. You jizzed and you farted." "That's your fart, your cum,
your responsibility. Now kiss me."

Full Transcript

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That's like being like, "Ugh! Who farted?"
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"You farted. You jizzed and you farted."
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"That's your fart, your cum, your responsibility. Now kiss me."
Duration
12 seconds
Views
67
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:46
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
"You know what? Your jizz isn't even in my mouth anymore, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
"You know what? Your jizz isn't even in my mouth a...
I should clarify, there are no globs of jizz in my mouth anymore. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I should clarify, there are no globs of jizz in my mouth any...
There is a film, a coating, a whisper, if you will, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
There is a film, a coating, a whisper, if you will,
The Cheetos are in your tummy, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
The Cheetos are in your tummy,
Look, I'm not saying you have to give me head - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Look, I'm not saying you have to give me head
You do not have to give me head day one of my period. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
You do not have to give me head day one of my period.
But when we have landed at day four... - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
But when we have landed at day four...
And it has petered out into a watery salsa... - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
And it has petered out into a watery salsa...
What are you scared of, you baby? There's iron in there, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
What are you scared of, you baby? There's iron in there...
Tomorrow, you can skip putting spinach in your smoothie because of me. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Tomorrow, you can skip putting spinach in your smoothie beca...
So while I was very focused on getting dicked down, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:13
So while I was very focused on getting dicked down,
I love falling in love. I believe it's the best feeling in the world. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I love falling in love. I believe it's the best feeling...
They call it "falling" for a reason, because it's momentous, you know? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
They call it "falling" for a reason, because it�...
I love that beginning magical period - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
I love that beginning magical period
I like wondering, "Oh, my God." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
I like wondering, "Oh, my God."
Right? When they enter you for the first time, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
Right? When they enter you for the first time,
Because they're not just sticking their dick inside of your pussy... - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Because they're not just sticking their dick inside of ...
Now, I have fallen in love once since my divorce, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Now, I have fallen in love once since my divorce,
But it made me curious about how many other holes are in my heart. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
But it made me curious about how many other holes are in my ...
And if my heart is like Swiss cheese, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
And if my heart is like Swiss cheese,