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Ali Wong: Single Lady

The seat is always warm, and then when you sit on it, Hello Kitty and Godzilla emergeand...

The seat is always warm, and then when you sit on it, Hello Kitty and Godzilla emerge
and go like this

Full Transcript

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The seat is always warm,
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and then when you sit on it,
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Hello Kitty and Godzilla emerge and go like this...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:38
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
You know how expensive that is to get Hello Kitty and Godzilla - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
You know how expensive that is to get Hello Kitty and Godzil...
But I can make the impossible possible, you know? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
But I can make the impossible possible, you know?
Listen, if I get you that two-bedroom condo in Reseda, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:18
Listen, if I get you that two-bedroom condo in Reseda,
You better be there, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
You better be there,
Why don't we just add ugly and anger management issues - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Why don't we just add ugly and anger management issues
And I better not catch you subletting that second bedroom. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
And I better not catch you subletting that second bedroom.
In 2022, I joined a dating app. I really did. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
In 2022, I joined a dating app. I really did.
And I paid $250 up front for the entire year. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And I paid $250 up front for the entire year.
Because then you save $5 a month. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Because then you save $5 a month.
I might be rich, but I'm still Chinese. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I might be rich, but I'm still Chinese.
I still suffer from scarcity mindset. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I still suffer from scarcity mindset.
I am still so devastatingly cheap. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I am still so devastatingly cheap.
Like, I will drink soy milk long past its expiration date, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Like, I will drink soy milk long past its expiration date,
I maintain a friendship with a woman that I hate - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
I maintain a friendship with a woman that I hate
The day after I joined that app, I get a phone call from this dude - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
The day after I joined that app, I get a phone call from thi...
And he got my number from a mutual friend, a mutual colleague, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:16
And he got my number from a mutual friend, a mutual colleagu...
I'm excited." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:18
I'm excited."
I want you to be my girlfriend." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I want you to be my girlfriend."
I gotta get my money's worth." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
I gotta get my money's worth."
I arrive in London and discovered that this man - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
I arrive in London and discovered that this man