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Ali Wong: Single Lady

"Who is this ocean Santa Claus

"Who is this ocean Santa Claus

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"Who is this ocean Santa Claus...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:04
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
What's up, King Triton? How you doing?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:19
What's up, King Triton? How you doing?"
"All right, I got another question for you." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
"All right, I got another question for you."
We sit down to dinner. I take a look at him, and I was like... - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
We sit down to dinner. I take a look at him, and I was like....
"Oh, you're not 55, are you?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:55
"Oh, you're not 55, are you?"
And I said to him, "Hey, now that I'm seeing you in person, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:24
And I said to him, "Hey, now that I'm seeing you i...
I was like, "You should've kept that shit to yourself, man." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
I was like, "You should've kept that shit to yours...
And I have to say - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
And I have to say
I would highly recommend fucking a 60-year-old man - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
I would highly recommend fucking a 60-year-old man
...as if you were pulling his nose right off of his face. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
...as if you were pulling his nose right off of his face.
You know, really makes you feel alive - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
You know, really makes you feel alive
Oh, fucking a dude that's 60 is especially great - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
Oh, fucking a dude that's 60 is especially great
And then you feel like you just pulled the wrong piece - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
And then you feel like you just pulled the wrong piece
Like, you thought you were gonna go down in history - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
Like, you thought you were gonna go down in history
Oh, but the best part about fucking a dude that's 60 - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Oh, but the best part about fucking a dude that's 60
...that he's gonna repeat to you on Friday, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
...that he's gonna repeat to you on Friday,
Listen, I am being sincere when I said that it was awesome, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Listen, I am being sincere when I said that it was awesome,
Let's not forget that this dude is a former pro surfer. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Let's not forget that this dude is a former pro surfer.
Whoo! Like, using his leg like a tentacle. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Whoo! Like, using his leg like a tentacle.
'Cause he's a man of the ocean, you know? He got an octopus teacher. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
'Cause he's a man of the ocean, you know? He got a...
Uh... And then he was looking at me the entire time - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Uh... And then he was looking at me the entire time