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Ali Wong: Single Lady

You better be there, because you cannot be both poor and busy

You better be there, because you cannot be both poor and busy

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You better be there,
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because you cannot be both poor and busy.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:41
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
Why don't we just add ugly and anger management issues - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Why don't we just add ugly and anger management issues
And I better not catch you subletting that second bedroom. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
And I better not catch you subletting that second bedroom.
In 2022, I joined a dating app. I really did. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
In 2022, I joined a dating app. I really did.
And I paid $250 up front for the entire year. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And I paid $250 up front for the entire year.
Because then you save $5 a month. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Because then you save $5 a month.
I might be rich, but I'm still Chinese. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I might be rich, but I'm still Chinese.
I still suffer from scarcity mindset. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I still suffer from scarcity mindset.
I am still so devastatingly cheap. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I am still so devastatingly cheap.
Like, I will drink soy milk long past its expiration date, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Like, I will drink soy milk long past its expiration date,
I maintain a friendship with a woman that I hate - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
I maintain a friendship with a woman that I hate
The day after I joined that app, I get a phone call from this dude - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
The day after I joined that app, I get a phone call from thi...
And he got my number from a mutual friend, a mutual colleague, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:16
And he got my number from a mutual friend, a mutual colleagu...
I'm excited." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:18
I'm excited."
I want you to be my girlfriend." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I want you to be my girlfriend."
I gotta get my money's worth." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
I gotta get my money's worth."
I arrive in London and discovered that this man - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
I arrive in London and discovered that this man
And then I get to Amsterdam, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
And then I get to Amsterdam,
And then in my final destination, Copenhagen, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
And then in my final destination, Copenhagen,
I told all my girlfriends, and they were like, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:16
I told all my girlfriends, and they were like,
"Hey, are you okay, Ali? Do you feel safe?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:21
"Hey, are you okay, Ali? Do you feel safe?"