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A spoiled Manhattan housewife re-evaluates her life after visiting a Chinatown healer.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1990
MetaScore: 67/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $7,331,647
Released: 10 Jan 1991
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 1 win & 7 nominations total
One minute without your charge plates and masseuse and you would be lost - Alice 00:07 One minute without your charge plates and masseuse and you... Excuse me There's some heavy breathing in the dressing room - Alice 00:07 Excuse me There's some heavy breathing in the dressing... My days as a Catholic ended when I was about 16 - Alice 00:15 My days as a Catholic ended when I was about 16 So how's the rehearsal coming Oh fine - Alice 00:18 So how's the rehearsal coming Oh fine 'You didn't have to insult my mother ' - Alice 00:19 'You didn't have to insult my mother ' 'How many women have you made love to ' - Alice 00:09 'How many women have you made love to ' 'Sweetheart I'm home I sold a picture ' - Alice 00:14 'Sweetheart I'm home I sold a picture ' 'I know how to relax you Alice - Alice 00:07 'I know how to relax you Alice 'Oh no Do I sense trouble in paradise ' - Alice 00:06 'Oh no Do I sense trouble in paradise ' Let me stop you We want blood and guts stuff not so subtle - Alice 00:23 Let me stop you We want blood and guts stuff not so subtle In times of great stress sometimes ghost appears - Alice 00:06 In times of great stress sometimes ghost appears I can't decide if I should get a new Lincoln or try the Cadillac again - Alice 00:17 I can't decide if I should get a new Lincoln or try the... I like that kinky stuff - Alice 00:18 I like that kinky stuff Of course not I promise God I have nothing to wear - Alice 00:09 Of course not I promise God I have nothing to wear What have I done I can't meet a strange man at the zoo - Alice 00:11 What have I done I can't meet a strange man at the zoo I just love the sax - Alice 00:05 I just love the sax I'm the wife you know I take care of the kids - Alice 00:21 I'm the wife you know I take care of the kids If you want we can go talk for a few minutes about a kindergarten - Alice 00:10 If you want we can go talk for a few minutes about a... I just wanted to make sure you were OK or that I didn't have the wrong day - Alice 00:08 I just wanted to make sure you were OK or that I didn't... But then when Dad died you drank yourself to death with margaritas - Alice 00:15 But then when Dad died you drank yourself to death with... Lou Gimbel's wife has been on at him about her working too - Alice 00:31 Lou Gimbel's wife has been on at him about her working... When it came to me and your dad you had stars in your eyes - Alice 00:07 When it came to me and your dad you had stars in your eyes Gee this wine is really great - Alice 00:18 Gee this wine is really great Dialogue in fiction has two functions - Alice 00:34 Dialogue in fiction has two functions Really three times This is a big step for me - Alice 00:22 Really three times This is a big step for me Sometimes I think I'm not raising my children with the right values - Alice 00:43 Sometimes I think I'm not raising my children with the... So who are you cheating with - Alice 00:10 So who are you cheating with And is that where you where you met your wife - Alice 00:25 And is that where you where you met your wife Thou shalt not commit adultery That's not my line I read it ' - Alice 00:05 Thou shalt not commit adultery That's not my line I... The words were just coming out I had no idea what I was saying - Alice 00:14 The words were just coming out I had no idea what I was... I've done things I didn't think I had in me - Alice 00:05 I've done things I didn't think I had in me You're not psychological at all How can you be a writer - Alice 00:05 You're not psychological at all How can you be a writer What Relax - Alice 00:13 What Relax So one last thing - Alice 00:21 So one last thing I've just been so trusting it never even occurred to me - Alice 00:10 I've just been so trusting it never even occurred to me Now what about your mother What Mom - Alice 00:16 Now what about your mother What Mom People that made it don't wanna know people from the past - Alice 00:05 People that made it don't wanna know people from the... Here's the story a woman who's never done a dishonest thing in her life - Alice 00:36 Here's the story a woman who's never done a... Ready to get off some cellulite My back is killing me I don't know why - Alice 00:17 Ready to get off some cellulite My back is killing me I... Jeez Nothing shocks New York cab drivers - Alice 00:05 Jeez Nothing shocks New York cab drivers Very uninhibited Nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic - Alice 00:07 Very uninhibited Nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic He's very encouraging I know Professor Davis - Alice 00:16 He's very encouraging I know Professor Davis Love Love is most complex emotion - Alice 00:22 Love Love is most complex emotion

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