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"Alice in Wonderland" quotes

Alice in Wonderland poster
Alice falls down a rabbit hole, and finds herself in Wonderland, a fantasy land of strange characters and ideas.

Director: Nick Willing
Writer: Lewis Carroll (novel), Peter Barnes (teleplay)
Production: N/A
Year: 1999
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 28 Feb 1999
Awards: Won 4 Primetime Emmys. Another 8 wins & 14 nominations.
How do you like the game - Alice in Wonderland 00:09 How do you like the game Officer these men are criminals - Alice in Wonderland 00:09 Officer these men are criminals I'd think carefully before acting rashly - Alice in Wonderland 00:08 I'd think carefully before acting rashly You don't seem to have much riding practice - Alice in Wonderland 00:11 You don't seem to have much riding practice I didn't know that Personal remarks are rude - Alice in Wonderland 00:12 I didn't know that Personal remarks are rude What are they doing - Alice in Wonderland 00:27 What are they doing I'm not in the habit of talking to myself - Alice in Wonderland 00:12 I'm not in the habit of talking to myself But I don't want to meet mad people - Alice in Wonderland 00:18 But I don't want to meet mad people I went to a Hunt Ball once I didn't like it - Alice in Wonderland 00:13 I went to a Hunt Ball once I didn't like it I'm lost could I get - Alice in Wonderland 00:17 I'm lost could I get Have some wine - Alice in Wonderland 00:31 Have some wine Now I have one for you - Alice in Wonderland 00:23 Now I have one for you Just be brave And always get back on your horse - Alice in Wonderland 00:07 Just be brave And always get back on your horse You look worried You're too young to worry - Alice in Wonderland 00:06 You look worried You're too young to worry I'm sorry I haven't the time - Alice in Wonderland 00:10 I'm sorry I haven't the time I say I say I say - Alice in Wonderland 00:12 I say I say I say Twinkle twinkle little bat - Alice in Wonderland 00:17 Twinkle twinkle little bat I told you he wouldn't fit - Alice in Wonderland 00:07 I told you he wouldn't fit It's no good you knocking like that - Alice in Wonderland 00:20 It's no good you knocking like that Well I do at at least - Alice in Wonderland 00:34 Well I do at at least Hello Who are you - Alice in Wonderland 00:33 Hello Who are you What day of month is it - Alice in Wonderland 00:33 What day of month is it I was a real I was a real - Alice in Wonderland 00:17 I was a real I was a real I'm no staying here listening to you being rude - Alice in Wonderland 00:07 I'm no staying here listening to you being rude If you drink too much from a bottle marked poison - Alice in Wonderland 00:08 If you drink too much from a bottle marked poison I know I was an advisor to the British Army Wha - Alice in Wonderland 00:08 I know I was an advisor to the British Army Wha Fine day Your Majesty - Alice in Wonderland 00:17 Fine day Your Majesty When Gryph and I were little we went to school in the same sea - Alice in Wonderland 00:25 When Gryph and I were little we went to school in the same... I see you're admiring my box - Alice in Wonderland 00:22 I see you're admiring my box You have to tread with care when dealing with cats - Alice in Wonderland 00:13 You have to tread with care when dealing with cats Your worship must cross examine the witness - Alice in Wonderland 00:08 Your worship must cross examine the witness Waiter waiter there's a hair in my soup - Alice in Wonderland 00:08 Waiter waiter there's a hair in my soup How can you go on talking when you're like this - Alice in Wonderland 00:19 How can you go on talking when you're like this If you're not polite I'll make you into a chain - Alice in Wonderland 00:05 If you're not polite I'll make you into a chain A cat may look at a King - Alice in Wonderland 00:11 A cat may look at a King Perhaps I fell right through the earth and come out the other side - Alice in Wonderland 00:15 Perhaps I fell right through the earth and come out the... I wonder what Latitude or Longitude I've got to - Alice in Wonderland 00:14 I wonder what Latitude or Longitude I've got to I agree entirely - Alice in Wonderland 00:24 I agree entirely More pepper Pepper - Alice in Wonderland 00:07 More pepper Pepper Why am I here - Alice in Wonderland 00:07 Why am I here Oh Tiger lily - Alice in Wonderland 00:13 Oh Tiger lily Time marches on it's stomach Ah ha ha ha - Alice in Wonderland 00:15 Time marches on it's stomach Ah ha ha ha Well all's well that ends well - Alice in Wonderland 00:08 Well all's well that ends well You mustn't grunt like that You sounds as if you've turned into a pig - Alice in Wonderland 00:16 You mustn't grunt like that You sounds as if... Curiouser and curiouser - Alice in Wonderland 00:04 Curiouser and curiouser Ah my dear how do we get rid of a floating cat - Alice in Wonderland 00:09 Ah my dear how do we get rid of a floating cat Off with your head - Alice in Wonderland 00:04 Off with your head I used to read fairy tales - Alice in Wonderland 00:13 I used to read fairy tales He's my best friend splendid fellow - Alice in Wonderland 00:10 He's my best friend splendid fellow Ah Mockers tell this young lady about yourself - Alice in Wonderland 00:16 Ah Mockers tell this young lady about yourself I hope you've got your hair fastened on tight - Alice in Wonderland 00:18 I hope you've got your hair fastened on tight Oh my furry ears and whiskers look how late it's getting - Alice in Wonderland 00:07 Oh my furry ears and whiskers look how late it's... Oh I confess - Alice in Wonderland 00:05 Oh I confess

Cast

Ned Tweedledum - Robbie Coltrane
Cheshire Cat - Whoopi Goldberg
Major Caterpillar - Ben Kingsley
White Knight - Christopher Lloyd
Carpenter - Pete Postlethwaite