Alice in Wonderland quotes

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Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the magical world from her childhood adventure, where she reunites with her old friends and learns of her true destiny: to end the Red Queen's reign of terror.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Linda Woolverton (screenplay), Lewis Carroll (books)
Production: Walt Disney Pictures
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 53/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $319,323,000
Released: 05 Mar 2010
Awards: Won 2 Oscars. Another 33 wins & 63 nominations.

66 Clips & Quotes

But I'll tell you a secret - Alice in Wonderland 00:25 But I'll tell you a secret Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast - Alice in Wonderland 00:28 Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things... I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast - Alice in Wonderland 00:55 I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before... You've lost your muchness - Alice in Wonderland 00:17 You've lost your muchness I can't marry you - Alice in Wonderland 01:58 I can't marry you Do you think I've gone 'round the bend - Alice in Wonderland 00:26 Do you think I've gone 'round the bend The Bandersnatch - Alice in Wonderland 01:35 The Bandersnatch You cannot live your life to please others - Alice in Wonderland 00:35 You cannot live your life to please others Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk - Alice in Wonderland 00:18 Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk And the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe - Alice in Wonderland 02:08 And the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe This is impossible - Alice in Wonderland 00:16 This is impossible What is your name - Alice in Wonderland 00:30 What is your name If you're hiding her - Alice in Wonderland 00:20 If you're hiding her Anyone can go by horse or rail - Alice in Wonderland 00:26 Anyone can go by horse or rail Who's to say what is  proper - Alice in Wonderland 00:31 Who's to say what is proper I've been shrunk - Alice in Wonderland 00:58 I've been shrunk With the Vorpal Sword - Alice in Wonderland 00:19 With the Vorpal Sword We meet on the battlefield once again - Alice in Wonderland 00:30 We meet on the battlefield once again You're not Absolem - Alice in Wonderland 00:11 You're not Absolem We're looking for the girl called Alice - Alice in Wonderland 01:11 We're looking for the girl called Alice All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea - Alice in Wonderland 00:18 All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea Thanks very much - Alice in Wonderland 00:10 Thanks very much You have lost your senses - Alice in Wonderland 00:31 You have lost your senses We're looking for an A word right now - Alice in Wonderland 00:29 We're looking for an A word right now The entire world is falling to ruins and poor Cheshire's off his tea - Alice in Wonderland 00:21 The entire world is falling to ruins and poor Cheshire's off... Why is it you're always too small or too tall - Alice in Wonderland 00:16 Why is it you're always too small or too tall Down with the bloody Red Queen - Alice in Wonderland 00:13 Down with the bloody Red Queen You're almost Alice - Alice in Wonderland 00:11 You're almost Alice Off with your head - Alice in Wonderland 00:11 Off with your head And what is this - Alice in Wonderland 01:15 And what is this There's some debate about that - Alice in Wonderland 00:13 There's some debate about that And the slithy toves - Alice in Wonderland 00:28 And the slithy toves You'd think she'd remember all of this from the first time - Alice in Wonderland 00:19 You'd think she'd remember all of this from the first time Down with the bloody big head - Alice in Wonderland 00:20 Down with the bloody big head Why  is  a raven like a writing desk - Alice in Wonderland 00:20 Why is a raven like a writing desk You're all late for tea - Alice in Wonderland 00:12 You're all late for tea Is the March Hare here - Alice in Wonderland 00:29 Is the March Hare here Because when you step out to face that creature - Alice in Wonderland 00:23 Because when you step out to face that creature I would very much like to hat it - Alice in Wonderland 00:20 I would very much like to hat it Ilosovic Stayne - Alice in Wonderland 01:07 Ilosovic Stayne I'd like to keep it on - Alice in Wonderland 00:18 I'd like to keep it on Off with their heads - Alice in Wonderland 00:11 Off with their heads The decline of the aristocracy - Alice in Wonderland 00:23 The decline of the aristocracy What is the hatter with me - Alice in Wonderland 00:12 What is the hatter with me Yes but you would have to be half mad to dream me up - Alice in Wonderland 00:18 Yes but you would have to be half mad to dream me up I need a pig here - Alice in Wonderland 00:19 I need a pig here How's  this  for muchness - Alice in Wonderland 00:12 How's this for muchness You can always paint the roses red - Alice in Wonderland 00:34 You can always paint the roses red I  make  the path - Alice in Wonderland 00:11 I make the path I can't help you if you don't even know who you are - Alice in Wonderland 00:17 I can't help you if you don't even know who you are It is far better to be feared than loved - Alice in Wonderland 00:15 It is far better to be feared than loved Lost my muchness - Alice in Wonderland 00:10 Lost my muchness If it isn't the  wrong  Alice - Alice in Wonderland 00:13 If it isn't the wrong Alice It's only a dream - Alice in Wonderland 00:11 It's only a dream Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction - Alice in Wonderland 00:15 Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction What a regrettably large head you have - Alice in Wonderland 00:37 What a regrettably large head you have I'm investigating things that begin with the letter M - Alice in Wonderland 00:18 I'm investigating things that begin with the letter M Someone has stolen three of my tarts - Alice in Wonderland 00:14 Someone has stolen three of my tarts You're a little taller than I thought you'd be - Alice in Wonderland 00:16 You're a little taller than I thought you'd be I'm right behind you - Alice in Wonderland 00:11 I'm right behind you Um forced herself on me - Alice in Wonderland 00:23 Um forced herself on me I think I'm going mad - Alice in Wonderland 00:47 I think I'm going mad Where's your champion - Alice in Wonderland 00:11 Where's your champion We have our champion - Alice in Wonderland 00:11 We have our champion Why didn't I see it - Alice in Wonderland 00:23 Why didn't I see it Six impossible things - Alice in Wonderland 01:10 Six impossible things

Cast

Mad Hatter - Johnny Depp
Alice Kingsleigh - Mia Wasikowska
White Queen - Anne Hathaway
Stayne - Knave of Hearts - Crispin Glover
Tweedledee - Matt Lucas
White Rabbit - Michael Sheen
Cheshire Cat - Stephen Fry
Blue Caterpillar - Alan Rickman
Dormouse - Barbara Windsor
March Hare - Paul Whitehouse
Bayard - Timothy Spall
Charles Kingsleigh - Marton Csokas
Lord Ascot - Tim Pigott-Smith
Colleague #1 - John Surman
Colleague #2 - Peter Mattinson
Helen Kingsleigh - Lindsay Duncan
Lady Ascot - Geraldine James
Hamish - Leo Bill
Aunt Imogene - Frances de la Tour
Margaret Kingsleigh - Jemma Powell
Lowell - John Hopkins
Faith Chattaway - Eleanor Gecks
Fiona Chattaway - Eleanor Tomlinson
Strange Woman Kisser - Rebecca Crookshank
Dodo Bird - Michael Gough
Tall Flower Faces - Imelda Staunton
Jabberwocky - Christopher Lee
6-Year-Old Alice - Mairi Ella Challen
Woman with Large Nose in Red Queen Court - Holly Hawkins
Woman with Big Ears in Red Queen Court - Lucy Davenport
Man with Large Belly in Red Queen Court - Joel Swetow
Woman with Large Poitrine in Red Queen Court - Jessica Oyelowo
Man with Large Chin in Red Queen Court - Ethan Cohn
Man with Big Forehead in Red Queen Court - Richard Alonzo
Ship Captain - Harry Taylor
Executioner - Jim Carter
Additional Vocal Effects (voice) - Frank Welker
Hatter Futterwacken Dance Double - David 'Elsewhere' Bernal
Hightopp Hat Juggler - Chris Grabher
Party Dancer - Caroline Royce
Party Dancer - Bonnie Parker
Party Dancer - Simone Sault
Party Dancer - Leigh Daniels
Party Dancer - Carl Walker
Party Dancer - Matt Dempsey
Party Dancer - Chris Grierson
Party Dancer - Dale Mercer
Party Musician - David Lale
Party Musician - John Bass
Party Musician - Nicholas Levy
Party Musician - Patrick Roberts
Party Musician - Phillip Granell
Party Musician - Stephen Giles
Maypole Dancer - Hilary Morris
White Queen Loyalist - Jacqueline Tribble
Tea Party Guest - Alix Angelis
Hatteress - Amy Bailey
Maypole Dancer - Annalise Basso
Party Guest - Francesca Bennett
Courtier - Libby Brien
Party Guest - Sophie-Anna Brough
Red Queen's Stable Hand / Victorian Party Guest - Paul A. Brown
Party Guest - Paul Burt
Reader 4 - Michael Chomiak
May Pole Kid - Parker Contreras
Red Queens Court - Xavier Declie
Party Guest - Katherine Denkinson
Mad Hatter Clan - Ashli Dowling
Jubbawokkie - Danny Emes
Red Queens Courtier - Eric Feliciano
Partygoer - Greg Fellows
Maypole Dancer - Brighid Fleming
Red Queen's Court - Jessica Starr Folger
White Queen's Court - Brooke Forbes
Red Queen Courtier - Jessica Godber
Party Guest - Geoffrey Gould
Servant to Red Queen - Daniel Hepner
Fire Juggler - Jack Kalvan
Red Queen Courtier - Lindsay Lane
May Pole Dancer - Regan Licciardello
Red Queen Stable Hand - David Matthiessen
Red Queen Henchman - Matisse Mazur
Maypole Dancer - Savannah McReynolds
Red Queen's Court - Cortney Palm
White Queen Courtier - Nikki Pelley
Party Guest - Evelyn Rei
Red Queen Courtier - Keith Roenke
Red Queen Nobleman - Arick Salmea
Red Queen Courtier - Chris Sanders
White Queen Courtier - Erin Sharkey
Red Queen Courtier - Gary Sievers
White Queen Courtier - Jinny Lee Story
Red Queen Courtier - Nick Thomas-Webster
May Pole Dancer - Austin James Wolff
Party Guest - Jennifer Zorbalas