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Andy, can you tell me one of your jokes?

Andy, can you tell me one of your jokes? Why don't monsters eat clowns? -'Cause they taste...

Alien: Romulus • 2024

Andy, can you tell me one of your jokes? Why don't monsters eat clowns? -'Cause they taste funny.-They taste funny. I don't understand cloning at all. That makes two of us. I read a great book about zero gravity. -I just couldn't put it down.-Couldn't put it down

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Andy can you tell me one of your jokes

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Why don't monsters eat clowns

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'Cause they taste funny They taste funny

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I don't understand cloning at all

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That makes two of us

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I read a great book about zero gravity

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I just couldn't put it down Couldn't put it down

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أندي أيمكنك أن تخبرني إحدى نكاتك

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لماذا لا يقوم الوحوش بالتهام المهرجين

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لأن مذاقهم غريب مذاقهم غريب

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لا أفهم الاستنساخ على الإطلاق

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أصبحنا اثنين

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قرأت كتابا رائعا عن انعدام الجاذبية

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لم أستطع وضعه جانبا وضعه جانبا

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Анди кажи ми някоя шега

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Защо чудовищата не ядат клоуни

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Защото са смешници Смешници

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Изобщо не разбирам клонирането

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Ставаме двама

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Попаднах на страхотна книга за безтегловността

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Не можах да я оставя Не можах да я оставя

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安迪講多個你的爛笑話

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怪物為何不吃小丑

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因為他們味道趣怪他們味道趣怪

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我不明白何謂複製

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那我和你一樣

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我看過一本關於零重力的好書

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好看得無法放下無法放下

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Andy možeš mi reći neku šalu

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Zašto čudovišta ne jedu klaunove

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Jer imaju smiješan okus Smiješan okus

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Uopće ne shvaćam kloniranje

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Dvoje nas je takvih

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Čitao sam sjajnu knjigu o bestežinskom stanju

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Nije se dala spustiti Spustiti

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Andy řekl bys mi nějakej svůj fór

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Proč příšery nežerou rytíře

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Aby neměly brnění v břiše Brnění v břiše

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Bezdomovce nenavštěvuju

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Nikdy nejsou doma

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Co je pro astronauty nejtěžší

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Stav beztíže Stav beztíže

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Andy vil du ikke fortælle mig en af dine jokes

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Hvorfor æder uhyrer ikke klovne

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Fordi de smager sjovt

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Jeg forstår ikke kloning Så er vi to

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Jeg læste en bog om tyngdekraft

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Det var en tung sag

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Andy heb je nog een grap voor me

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Waarom eten monsters geen rare snuiters

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Omdat ze vreemd smaken

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Ik snap helemaal niks van klonen

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Dan zijn we met tweeën

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Ik heb een geweldig boek gelezen over gewichtloosheid

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Ik kon het niet neerleggen

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Andy kas võiksid mõne oma nalja rääkida

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Miks koletised kloune ei söö

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Sest nad maitsevad naljakalt Nad maitsevad naljakalt

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Ma ei saa kloonimisest üldse aru

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Siis on meid kaks

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Lugesin suurepärast raamatut nullgravitatsioonist

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Ma ei suutnud seda maha panna Ei suutnud seda maha panna

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Voitko kertoa yhden vitseistäsi

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Miksi hirviöt eivät syö pellejä

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Koska ne maistuvat hassulta Ne maistuvat hassulta

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En ymmärrä kloonausta

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Sitten meitä on kaksi

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Luin mahtavan kirjan nollapainovoimasta

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En voinut laskea sitä alas En voinut laskea sitä alas

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Raconte moi une de tes blagues

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Pourquoi les monstres ne mangent pas les clowns

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Parce qu'ils ont un drôle de goût

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Je comprends rien au clonage

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On est deux

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J'ai lu un super bouquin sur l'apesanteur

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J'arrivais plus à le poser

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Andy kannst du einen deiner Witze erzählen

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Warum fressen Monster keine Clowns

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Weil sie komisch schmecken

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Das Klonen versteh ich überhaupt nicht

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Da wären wir schon zu zweit

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Ich hab ein tolles Buch über Schwerelosigkeit gelesen

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War wirklich leicht zu lesen

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Άντι μπορείς να μου πεις ένα αστείο

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Γιατί τα τέρατα δεν τρώνε κλόουν

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Επειδή έχουν αστεία γεύση

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Εγώ δεν καταλαβαίνω την κλωνοποίηση

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Κι άλλη μία εγώ δύο

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Διάβασα ένα βιβλίο για τη μηδενική βαρύτητα

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Ήταν πολύ ελαφρύ Ήταν πολύ ελαφρύ

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אנדי תוכל לספר לי אחת מהבדיחות שלך

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למה מפלצות לא אוכלות פושעים

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כי יש להם טעם חשוד טעם חשוד

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אני ממש לא מבין שיבוט

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כמוני כמוך

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קראתי ספר נהדר על אפס כבידה

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לא הצלחתי להניח אותו להניח אותו

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Andy mondanál pár viccet

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Miért jók a lidérces poénok

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Mert olyan szellemesek

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Mit kérdez a favágó a tehenésztől

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Azt hogy Fejsz e

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Olvastam egy jó könyvet a súlytalanságról

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Le se tudtam tenni

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Andy geturðu sagt mér brandara

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Af hverju éta skrímsli trúða

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Þeir eru skondnir á bragðið

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Ég skil alls ekki klónun

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Ég er eins

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Ég las frábæra bók um þyngdarleysi

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Gat ekki lagt hana niður

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Andy bisa kau berikan aku salah satu leluconmu

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Kenapa monster tidak makan badut

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Karena mereka terasa lucu Mereka rasanya lucu

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Aku sama sekali tidak memahami kloningan

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Aku juga

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Aku membaca buku bagus tentang gravitasi nol

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Aku tak bisa menaruhnya Tak bisa menaruhnya

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Mi dici una delle tue battute Andy

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Il colmo per un clown

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Prendere il lavoro troppo sul serio Sul serio

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Non capisco niente di clonazione

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Siamo in due

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Ho letto un bel libro sull'assenza di gravità

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Non riuscivo a metterlo giù

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アンディギャグを言って

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道化師がお菓子をくれた

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おかしな味がする

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クローンで作った野菜は

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瓜うり２つ

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無重力に関する本が面白くて

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下に置けない

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앤디 농담 좀 해줄래

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왜 괴물이 광대를 잡아먹을까

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웃긴 맛이 나니까 웃긴 맛이라서

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말을 복제하는 원리를 모르겠어

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내 말이 그 말이야

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무중력에 대한 좋은 책을 읽었어

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내려놓지 못하겠더라 내려놓질 못했지

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Endi gali pasakyt vieną tų savo pokštų

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Kodėl pabaisos ėda klounus

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Nes juos ėst linksma Ėst linksma

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Aš visai nesuprantu klonavimo

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Tu toks ne vienas

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Skaitau gerą knygą apie nesvarumą

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Tik negaliu jos padėti Negaliu padėti

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Andy kan du fortelle en vits

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Hvorfor liker ikke galten bonden sin

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Han ligner ikke grisen Ligner ikke grisen

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Jeg skjønner slett ikke kloning

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Da er vi to

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Jeg leste ei god bok om vektløshet

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Jeg klarte ikke å legge den fra meg Nei

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Możesz mi opowiedzieć jeden z kawałów

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Czemu potwory nie jedzą klaunów

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Bo zabawnie smakują

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Nie znam się na klonowaniu

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To jest nas dwoje

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Czytałem świetną książkę o zerowej grawitacji

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Nie mogłem jej odłożyć

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Andy contas me uma das tuas piadas

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Porque é que os monstros não comem palhaços

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Porque têm um sabor engraçado Têm um sabor engraçado

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Não percebo a clonagem

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Já somos dois

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Li um livro ótimo sobre a gravidade zero

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Nem consegui pousá lo Não consegui pousá lo

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Энди расскажешь одну из своих шуток

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Как монстрам есть мимов

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Молча Молча

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Совсем не понимаю это клонирование

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Нас таких двое

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Прочитал отличную книгу о гравитации

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Притягательное чтиво Притягательное

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Andy povieš mi jeden zo svojich vtipov

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Prečo príšery nežerú klaunov

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Lebo chutia smiešne Chutia smiešne

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Klonovaniu vôbec nerozumiem

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To sme rovnakí

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Čítal som super knihu o nulovej gravitácii

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Nešla položiť Nešla položiť

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Andy mi poveš kakšno svojo šalo

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Zakaj pošasti ne jedo klovnov

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Ker imajo hecen okus

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Nikakor ne razumem kloniranja

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Sva že dva

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Odlično knjigo sem prebral o breztežnosti

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A je nisem mogel odložiti

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Andy me cuentas uno de tus chistes

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Por qué los monstruos no comen payasos

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Porque no les hacen gracia

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No entiendo la clonación

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Ya somos dos

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Leí un libro sobre la gravedad cero

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No se me caía de las manos

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Kan du dra ett av dina skämt

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Varför äter inte monster clowner

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De har lustig smak

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Jag förstår inte kloning

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Då blir vi två

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Jag läste en bra bok om nollgravitation

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Jag kunde inte lägga ner den

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Andy bana şakalarından birini söyler misin

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Neden canavarlar palyaço yemez

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Çünkü gülmekten ölürler Gülmekten ölürler

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Klonlamayı hiç anlamıyorum

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Al benden de o kadar

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Sıfır yer çekimi hakkında harika bir kitap okudum

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Elimden bırakamadım Bırakamadım

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Енді розкажеш якийсь свій жарт

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Чому чудовиська не їдять клоунів

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Вони смішно смакують Смішні на смак

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Я не розумію клонування

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Тоді нас таких двоє

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Я читав цікаву книгу про гравітацію

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Не змогла її відкласти Не зміг відкласти

Available in 31 languages

Duration

25 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

01:27:49

Uploaded

Mar 01, 2026

Genres

horror, sci-fi, thriller

Production

20th Century Studios,Scott Free Productions,Brandywine Productions

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Movie Summary

While scavenging the deep ends of a derelict space station, a group of young space colonists come face to face with the most terrifying life form in the universe.