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Aliens

That wasn't funny, man!

Aliens • 1986
Private Hudson:
That wasn't funny, man!

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That wasn't funny man
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Duration
5 seconds
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935
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:44
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, sci-fi
Production
SLM Production Group,20th Century Fox,Brandywine Productions

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Movie Summary

Fifty-seven years after surviving an apocalyptic attack aboard her space vessel by merciless space creatures, Officer Ripley awakens from hyper-sleep and tries to warn anyone who will listen about the predators.

Actors

Bill Paxton
Private Hudson
Bill Paxton
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