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"All That Jazz" quotes

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Director/choreographer Bob Fosse tells his own life story as he details the sordid career of Joe Gideon, a womanizing, drug-using dancer.

Director: Bob Fosse
Writer: Robert Alan Aurthur, Bob Fosse
Production: 20th Century Fox Film Corporation
Year: 1979
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 20 Dec 1979
Awards: Won 4 Oscars. Another 7 wins & 14 nominations.
To be on the wire is life - All That Jazz 00:25 To be on the wire is life What can I tell you about my next guest - All That Jazz 02:15 What can I tell you about my next guest Without the benefit of dying herself - All That Jazz 00:46 Without the benefit of dying herself A great entertainer - All That Jazz 01:01 A great entertainer You're my favorite director - All That Jazz 00:34 You're my favorite director I got a friend who bought a Mercedes just to get to the bathroom - All That Jazz 00:27 I got a friend who bought a Mercedes just to get to the... I think he's gonna die - All That Jazz 00:34 I think he's gonna die I try to give you everything I can give - All That Jazz 00:29 I try to give you everything I can give He never picks me - All That Jazz 00:07 He never picks me I try to give you everything I can give - All That Jazz 00:31 I try to give you everything I can give Do you believe in love - All That Jazz 00:06 Do you believe in love It's showtime folks - All That Jazz 00:04 It's showtime folks And if I live - All That Jazz 00:09 And if I live Do you suppose Stanley Kubrick ever gets depressed - All That Jazz 00:04 Do you suppose Stanley Kubrick ever gets depressed At least I won't have to lie to you any more - All That Jazz 00:04 At least I won't have to lie to you any more Sometimes I don't know where the bullshit ends and the truth begins - All That Jazz 00:05 Sometimes I don't know where the bullshit ends and the... Don't bullshit a bullshitter - All That Jazz 00:04 Don't bullshit a bullshitter No not the song Me me - All That Jazz 00:14 No not the song Me me What do you mean - All That Jazz 00:50 What do you mean It's just that I keep wondering - All That Jazz 00:23 It's just that I keep wondering There's a lady in Chicago man wrote a book - All That Jazz 00:24 There's a lady in Chicago man wrote a book What's the matter - All That Jazz 00:07 What's the matter Now Sinatra will never record it - All That Jazz 00:05 Now Sinatra will never record it Let me lay on you A great entertainer - All That Jazz 00:23 Let me lay on you A great entertainer Folks what can I tell you about my next guest - All That Jazz 00:51 Folks what can I tell you about my next guest I know I'm terrible - All That Jazz 00:51 I know I'm terrible Nothing I ever do is good enough - All That Jazz 00:31 Nothing I ever do is good enough You know what death with dignity is - All That Jazz 00:05 You know what death with dignity is What do you think - All That Jazz 00:23 What do you think You could be the first show on Broadway - All That Jazz 00:08 You could be the first show on Broadway What was the name of the girl in Philadelphia - All That Jazz 00:43 What was the name of the girl in Philadelphia Oh Give it to me - All That Jazz 00:35 Oh Give it to me Okay now all I want to do now - All That Jazz 00:40 Okay now all I want to do now I always look for the worst in other people - All That Jazz 00:11 I always look for the worst in other people Very interesting - All That Jazz 00:15 Very interesting Its not the high school play - All That Jazz 00:33 Its not the high school play The pain is gone - All That Jazz 00:09 The pain is gone Nice talkin' to ya - All That Jazz 00:04 Nice talkin' to ya I think it's really funny - All That Jazz 00:08 I think it's really funny You're looking at my nose aren't you - All That Jazz 00:30 You're looking at my nose aren't you Oh God - All That Jazz 00:15 Oh God You had your way - All That Jazz 00:21 You had your way You've been like a father to me - All That Jazz 00:06 You've been like a father to me And I love you - All That Jazz 01:11 And I love you You know man death is really a hip thing now - All That Jazz 00:12 You know man death is really a hip thing now I don't want to go out with Michael Graham I don't want to date - All That Jazz 00:16 I don't want to go out with Michael Graham I don't... It goes to the left See - All That Jazz 01:05 It goes to the left See I must put my foot down The whole thing has gotta stop - All That Jazz 00:11 I must put my foot down The whole thing has gotta stop Jesus Christ Sex sex sex - All That Jazz 00:10 Jesus Christ Sex sex sex That was the first R rated movie I ever saw and I loved it - All That Jazz 00:17 That was the first R rated movie I ever saw and I loved it I think lesbian scenes are a big turn off - All That Jazz 00:10 I think lesbian scenes are a big turn off COMEDIAN Look man can we Come here - All That Jazz 00:33 COMEDIAN Look man can we Come here The brass is eating my ass out - All That Jazz 00:05 The brass is eating my ass out My name is Candace My name is Jennifer - All That Jazz 00:18 My name is Candace My name is Jennifer That sex thing Jesus - All That Jazz 00:11 That sex thing Jesus Mr Gideon is having attacks of angina that could lead to a massive coronary - All That Jazz 00:12 Mr Gideon is having attacks of angina that could lead to a... This is the man who would be my first choice - All That Jazz 00:20 This is the man who would be my first choice I'm telling you Gideon I got real insight into you - All That Jazz 00:08 I'm telling you Gideon I got real insight into you I got insight into you Gideon - All That Jazz 00:11 I got insight into you Gideon I think we just lost the family audience - All That Jazz 00:05 I think we just lost the family audience You know Joey This morning he said he could hardly wait - All That Jazz 00:10 You know Joey This morning he said he could hardly wait I once tried living with two girls two girls at once - All That Jazz 00:46 I once tried living with two girls two girls at once You better stop you better change You better stop - All That Jazz 00:14 You better stop you better change You better stop

Cast

Joe Gideon - Roy Scheider
Angelique - Jessica Lange
Kate Jagger - Ann Reinking
Audrey Paris - Leland Palmer
Davis Newman - Cliff Gorman