Anger, denial, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm....

Davis Newman: This chick, man, without the benefit of dying herself, has broken down the process of dying into five stages: anger, denial, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm. 'Good morning, Anger denial bargaining depression acceptance!'.

Dr. Kubler-Ross, with a dash. This chick, man... without the benefit of dying herself... has broken the process of death into five stages... anger, denial, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm. "Good morning. Anger, Denial, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance." Anger. "Jesus Christ! Goddamn son-of-a-bitch pig-fucking bastards! Oh, poo!" Bargaining. What did I say? Anger, denial, bargaining, depression, acceptance. If you happen to get to denial... denial... "No. No, that's not me, man. No. Oh, ho-ho!