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"Almost Heroes" quotes

Almost Heroes poster
Two bumbling explorers hope to beat Lewis & Clarke to the Pacific Ocean as they race across America's western frontier in the early 1800's.

Director: Christopher Guest
Writer: Mark Nutter, Thomas R. Wolfe, Boyd Hale
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, western
Year: 1998
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $6,136,856
Released: 29 May 1998
Awards: N/A

13 Clips

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I name this here fork Pittsburgh Nellie - Almost Heroes 00:16 I name this here fork Pittsburgh Nellie Sir I ve been to hell and back - Almost Heroes 00:40 Sir I ve been to hell and back Permission to check on the condition of my woman sir - Almost Heroes 00:17 Permission to check on the condition of my woman sir Sir there's an old saying ''White water in the morning '' - Almost Heroes 00:10 Sir there's an old saying ''White water in... Lf we do not give bears the right to vote they will rise up - Almost Heroes 00:13 Lf we do not give bears the right to vote they will rise up My nose itches Don't scratch it - Almost Heroes 00:40 My nose itches Don't scratch it Any man who look on her will die - Almost Heroes 00:06 Any man who look on her will die He look in our tent - Almost Heroes 00:12 He look in our tent Look at me I m going to make an experiment - Almost Heroes 00:22 Look at me I m going to make an experiment Walk to Asia - Almost Heroes 00:08 Walk to Asia Next man who leaves for New Orleans - Almost Heroes 00:09 Next man who leaves for New Orleans Sir I ve been to hell and back - Almost Heroes 00:40 Sir I ve been to hell and back I fear the bear has killed Mr Bidwell sir - Almost Heroes 00:18 I fear the bear has killed Mr Bidwell sir

Cast

Bartholomew Hunt - Chris Farley
Leslie Edwards - Matthew Perry
Jonah - Bokeem Woodbine
Sergeant - Barry Del Sherman
Priest at Fort Adams - Robert Tittor
All Cast