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Almost Paradise

Irony is when you retire and you don't have moneyto pay your bills

Irony is when you retire and you don't have money
to pay your bills

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Irony is when you retire
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and you don't have money to pay your bills.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:30
Uploaded
May 28, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
action, crime, drama
Production
Leon Schlesinger Productions

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Movie Summary

A former D.E.A. agent forced into early retirement runs a gift shop in the Philippines.
S01 • E04 If you've won something, - Almost Paradise 00:05
If you've won something,
S01 • E01 Paradise Resort? Hey, man, I don'’t-- - Almost Paradise 00:07
Paradise Resort? Hey, man, I don'’t--
S01 • E04 I swear they do that on purpose. - Almost Paradise 00:04
I swear they do that on purpose.
S01 • E03 You realize no marlins swim in Filipino waters, right? - Almost Paradise 00:04
You realize no marlins swim in Filipino waters, right?
S01 • E06 And if he honks one more time, - Almost Paradise 00:05
And if he honks one more time,
S01 • E09 That was the last time Ocampo let me go undercover - Almost Paradise 00:05
That was the last time Ocampo let me go undercover
S01 • E08 So am I under arrest? '’Cause I'm the one missing a hat. - Almost Paradise 00:04
So am I under arrest? '’Cause I'm the one missing ...
S01 • E09 Look, I'’m here to ask you, to beg you, - Almost Paradise 00:07
Look, I'’m here to ask you, to beg you,
S01 • E03 I'’m starting to think you just like - Almost Paradise 00:05
I'’m starting to think you just like
S01 • E02 You are calm, serene and at peace always. - Almost Paradise 00:05
You are calm, serene and at peace always.
S01 • E08 Hell, the only one that needs protection - Almost Paradise 00:05
Hell, the only one that needs protection
S01 • E04 And from Washington, for the fifth week in a row, - Almost Paradise 00:06
And from Washington, for the fifth week in a row,
S01 • E05 Who are you? What did you do to the real Alex, huh? - Almost Paradise 00:05
Who are you? What did you do to the real Alex, huh?
S01 • E08 What August is saying is that it'’s been a long trip, Captain Ocampo, - Almost Paradise 00:09
What August is saying is that it'’s been a long trip, C...
S01 • E07 Do not respond. - Almost Paradise 00:04
Do not respond.
S01 • E01 Last time I was here, it was just a bunch of thatched huts on the beach. - Almost Paradise 00:04
Last time I was here, it was just a bunch of thatched huts o...
S01 • E03 - What am I doing? - A very rudimentary reverse psychology - Almost Paradise 00:07
- What am I doing? - A very rudimentary reverse psychology
S01 • E01 Lots of construction. Best resort in Pacific. - Almost Paradise 00:04
Lots of construction. Best resort in Pacific.
S01 • E09 - No. - Well-- - Almost Paradise 00:04
- No. - Well--
S01 • E06 Hey. You guys done already? That'’s cool. - Almost Paradise 00:04
Hey. You guys done already? That'’s cool.