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Now, the main thing to remember is that... ...cattle are like women. Sometimes you have to be firm. Sometimes you have to be gentle. And sometimes you have to give them
a slap on the rump. Your pistol, captain
a slap on the rump. Your pistol, captain
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Now, the main thing to remember is that...
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...cattle are like women.
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Sometimes you have to be firm.
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Sometimes you have to be gentle.
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And sometimes you have to give them
a slap on the rump.
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Your pistol, captain.
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Movie Summary
During the Civil War, Mexican cattleman Alvarez Kelly supplies the Union with cattle until Confederate Colonel Tom Rossiter's hungry men force Kelly to change his customers.