Don't cha... Yeah, yeah, come on, come on... Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like...

Alvin: [singing] Don't cha... Yeah, yeah, come on, come on... Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me / Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me... [Dave opens the dishwasher door and Alvin screams] Alvin: There's this new thing, it's called knocking! David Seville: Get out! Alvin: I'm waiting for the rain cycle. David Seville: [pulls Alvin out of the dishwasher] Out! Alvin: Hey, I'm taking a shower here! David Seville: You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever, guess what? Today would be at the top of the list. Alvin: And it's still early. David Seville: Clam it, sudsy! [Simon and Theodore join Alvin on the counter] Alvin: Look, let me just put it to you like this, OK? I have no job, no career, my house is always a mess, thank you very much...