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"Amazon Women on the Moon" quotes

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A spoof of low budget 1950s science-fiction movies, interspersed with various comedy sketches and fake commercials making fun of late-night television.

Director: Joe Dante, Carl Gottlieb, Peter Horton
Writer: Michael Barrie, Jim Mulholland
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sci-fi
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 42/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $548,696
Released: 18 Sep 1987
Awards: N/A

33 video clips

Pirate CaptainBernice PitnikMary Brown (segment "reckless Youth")Apartment VictimMan In PubButchCapt. NelsonMurrayHarry LandersDutchBrenda LandersDoctorBrenda Landers (segment "hospital")Taryn SteeleSy SwerdlowQueen LaraAlpha Beta
But I do feel for his widow Bernice That was a romantic marriage - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:14 But I do feel for his widow Bernice That was a romantic... Ohhh I'm so scared - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:14 Ohhh I'm so scared I'm glad to see Slappy White here today - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:26 I'm glad to see Slappy White here today Harvey himself is gonna throw in his two cents - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:08 Harvey himself is gonna throw in his two cents What's this an audience or a funeral Now pay attention please - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:24 What's this an audience or a funeral Now pay attention... I'm sorry I better wrap it up now folks - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:14 I'm sorry I better wrap it up now folks Not now I mean - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:12 Not now I mean Oh my Now how did that happen Must be a ghost in 'ere - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:12 Oh my Now how did that happen Must be a ghost in 'ere Ever see a shirt make a phone call - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:08 Ever see a shirt make a phone call Boy I never thought I'd be so miserable - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:09 Boy I never thought I'd be so miserable Normally there's a waiting list but I know the maitre d - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:11 Normally there's a waiting list but I know the maitre d Being invisible is the best - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:10 Being invisible is the best Why do Jewish divorces cost so much They're worth it - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:14 Why do Jewish divorces cost so much They're worth it But I was asked to say a couple of words about Harvey - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:20 But I was asked to say a couple of words about Harvey When her sins came back to haunt her - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:07 When her sins came back to haunt her Where am I - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:20 Where am I I can't do this But in conclusion I'd like to say congratulations Harvey - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:20 I can't do this But in conclusion I'd like to say... Help yourself mates A chest full of video discs No - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:14 Help yourself mates A chest full of video discs No That's not a baby That's a Mr Potato Head - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:09 That's not a baby That's a Mr Potato Head You dirty slut Frankie what are you doin' here - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:11 You dirty slut Frankie what are you doin' here But seriously Henny you were never funnier and it's a shame - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:17 But seriously Henny you were never funnier and it's a... Is this the way it happened - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:18 Is this the way it happened Here Dunk your whiskers in this sister - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:11 Here Dunk your whiskers in this sister Safety and good mileage are the two things - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:21 Safety and good mileage are the two things Good old H O - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:10 Good old H O What kind of hospital is this - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:25 What kind of hospital is this Did you know that every seven minutes - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:12 Did you know that every seven minutes I never go on blind dates but uh - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:33 I never go on blind dates but uh Hi I'm Sy Swerdlow - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:37 Hi I'm Sy Swerdlow What's she lookin' at She acts like she's never seen a man before - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:25 What's she lookin' at She acts like she's... Now as soon as we get our son I'm going to report this quack - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:14 Now as soon as we get our son I'm going to report this... Karen Hi - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:32 Karen Hi I don't know how I ever got along without one of these - Amazon Women on the Moon 00:19 I don't know how I ever got along without one of these

Cast

Apartment Victim (segment "Mondo Condo") - Arsenio Hall
Easterbrook (segment "Pethouse Video") - Donald F. Muhich
Taryn Steele (segment "Pethouse Video") - Monique Gabrielle
Murray (segment "Murray in Videoland") - Lou Jacobi
Selma (segment "Murray in Videoland") - Erica Yohn
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