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Amazon Women on the Moon

That's a cute picture.

Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
[blind date, he knocks at her apartment door, she opens]
Karen? Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
Hi. Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
Hi. I'm Jerry Stone. [enters] Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
Hi, Jerry, nice meeting you. I'm sorry, I'm running a little bit late. [closes the door] Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
Oh, don't worry about it. You look nice Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
Thank you. Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
[looking around]
This is a great apartment. Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
[off to bathroom mirror to check up on how she looks]
Thanks. Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
[uses breath spray, stands mesmerized by the sight of the lovely girl preening herself]
Uh, I hope you like sushi. I made reservations at, uh, Tokyo Rose on Columbus. Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
Great. I hear it's terrific. Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
Normally there's a waiting list, but I know the maitre d'. [she emerges from bathroom, goes to hall closet] Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
You know, I gotta tell you, I never go on blind dates, but, uh, I just have a feeling that this might be special. [she is putting on a leather coat] Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
Jerry, before we leave, do me one small favor, will you? Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
Sure. What? Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
Would you mind showing me a credit card and a valid driver's license? Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
You're kidding. Why? Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
Well, I'd like to run a couple's compatibility check. Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
What... what the heck is that? Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
You know, Jerry, it's tough being a single girl in the big city. You meet all kinds of phonies and creeps. That's why this machine comes in handy. I just enter your I.D., and the central computer will tell me all about your background. Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
[chuckles]
I don't want a bank loan. I just wanna take you out. [laughs] Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
I know, but I'd feel better running a security check. Two I.D.'s please. Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
You're serious. [she nods, machine beeps, and he takes out his wallet] Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
It'll just take a minute. Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
This is ridiculous, but, uh... [hands over the cards, as she punches number pad] Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
here's, uh... Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
[speaking on phone]
Three-one-six. [smiling at him] Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s"):
That's a cute picture. [soft laugh]

Full Transcript

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Karen Hi
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Hi I'm Jerry Stone Hi Jerry Nice meeting you
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I'm sorry I'm running a little bit late Don't worry about it
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You look nice Thank you
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This is a great apartment Thanks
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Uh I hope you like sushi
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I made reservations at Tokyo Rose on Columbus
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Great I hear it's terrific
Duration
32 seconds
Views
359
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:54
Uploaded
Dec 01, 2022
Genres
Production
Universal Pictures,Westward Productions

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Movie Summary

A spoof of low budget 1950s science-fiction movies, interspersed with various comedy sketches and fake commercials making fun of late-night television.