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Et votre cousin critique?

Et votre cousin critique?- Pensez-vous!

Amélie • 2001

Et votre cousin critique?- Pensez-vous!

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Isn't your cousin a book critic

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Forget it

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Critics are like leeches sucking the blood of writers

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Is your book a love story

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No it's about a guy who keeps a journal

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Not about what's happened to him

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but disasters that might happen in the future

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So he gets depressed and does nothing So basically it's about a loafer

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Suzanne I'll dedicate the manuscript to you

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He's only doing it so you'll write off his tab

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أليس ابن عمك ناقد كتب

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انسي الأمر النقاد مثل العلقات إنهم يمصون دم الكتاب

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هل كتابك هو قصة حب

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إنه حول شاب يكتب مذكرات ليس عما قد حصل له

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ولكن عن كوارث قد تحدث في المستقبل

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لذا فإنه يصبح مكتئبا ولا يفعل شيئا إذن هو أساسا متسكع

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سيدة سوزان سأهدي المخطوطة لك

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إنه يفعل ذلك كي تشطبي ديونه

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Et votre cousin critique Pensez vous

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Ce sont des cactus

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qui vivent de leurs piquants Et votre livre

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C'est une histoire d'amour

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Non c'est l'histoire d'un type qui écrit son journal

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Mais au lieu d'écrire au fur et à mesure

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il écrit la version catastrophe à l'avance

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Du coup ça le déprime et il fait rien

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C'est l'histoire d'un type qui fait rien

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Tenez Mme Suzanne

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je vous dédicace le manuscrit

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त म ह र चच र भ ई त क त ब क सम क षक ह न

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छ ड़ सम क षक ज क क तरह ह त ह

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Writers क ख न च सत ह

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क य त म ह र क त ब love story ह

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नह एक आदम क ब र म ज books रखत ह

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उसक अत त क ब र म नह

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ल क न भव ष य क आपद ओ क ब र म

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त व उद स रहत ह और क छ करत भ नह मतलब कह न एक ब क र आदम क ब र म ह

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Suzanne

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म अपन Script त म ह समर प त कर ग

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Bukankah sepupumu seorang kritikus buku

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Lupakan itu Para kritikus itu seperti lintah

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yang menyedot darah para penulis

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Apa bukumu tentang kisah cinta

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Bukan ini tentang seseorang yang membuat jurnal

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Bukan tentang apa yang terjadi padanya

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tapi bencana yang bisa terjadi di masa yang akan datang

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Lalu dia depresi dan tak melakukan apa apa Jadi dasarnya itu tentang seorang pemalas

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Suzanne

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aku akan dedikasikan naskahnya bagimu

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従兄の評論家は何と

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評論家とは

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作家というハゲタカから棘で身を守るサボテンさ

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それであなたの書いたお話って恋愛小説

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いや日記を書く男の話だ

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起こったことじゃなく起こりそうな災難を書く

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それで憂鬱になり何もできない

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つまり何もしない人ね

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マダム

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原稿を献じましょう

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それでツケをチャラにする気ね

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Tu primo no era crítico de libros

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Olvídalo Los críticos son como sanguijuelas

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Les chupan la sangre a los escritores

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Tu libro

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es una historia de amor

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Trata de un tipo que escribe en su diario

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No acerca de su pasado

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sino acerca de los desastres del futuro

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Así que se deprime y no hace nada

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Básicamente trata de un holgazán

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Te dedicaré el manuscrito

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Para que le perdones la cuenta

Available in 8 languages

Duration

5 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:52:32

Uploaded

Jan 15, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

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Movie Summary

Amélie is an innocent and naive girl in Paris with her own sense of justice. She decides to help those around her and, along the way, discovers love.