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Je dis pas non, mais un homme, ça ronfle

Je dis pas non,mais un homme, ça ronfle

Amélie • 2001

Je dis pas non,mais un homme, ça ronfle

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All women want to sleep on a man's shoulder All of them

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All men snore after a few drinks and I have a musical ear

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I had an operation on my nasal cavities

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I see you're a born romantic

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I see you've never known true love

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I did It shortened my leg

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I thought you fell off a horse

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Yes precisely

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I was in love with a trapeze artist

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I should have known They always drop you at the last minute

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كل الرجال يشخرون بعد قليل من الشراب وأنا لدي أذن موسيقية

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لقد أجريت عملية لجيوبي الأنفية

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أرى أنك رومانسي بالفطرة

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أرى أنك لم تعرفي الحب الحقيقي أبدا

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لقد عرفت وهو قصر رجلي

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اعتقدت بأنك سقطت من فوق حصان

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لقد فعلت كنت أعشق فنان أرجوحة

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كان يجب أن أعرف جميعهم يسقطونك في آخر دقيقة

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ব চ র ও য ক ছ কর

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সব আপন র চ খ ক ড়ত

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আপন ত চ খ থ ক ত ও অন ধ

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আম একট ড ট য চ ছ ব দ য়

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ওর নত নট য মনই হ ক ন ক ন

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ন শ চয়ই এই ট প র কর ড রওয় ল প গলট র চ ইত খ র প হব ন

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জ স ফ অত প গল ন

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Je dis pas non mais un homme ça ronfle

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Moi j'ai l'oreille musicale

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Moi je me suis fait opérer des cloisons nasales

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Quel sens de la romance

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On voit que vous n'avez pas connu le grand amour

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Si je l'avais pas connu on m'aurait pas raccourci la jambe droite

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C'était pas en cheval

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Oui justement

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J'étais amoureuse d'un trapéziste

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J'aurais dû me méfier ils vous lâchent au dernier moment

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Sie müssen wirklich blind sein

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Ich hau ab ich bin verabredet Salut Wiedersehen

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Ich weiß ja nicht wie ihr Neuer ist aber schlimmer als der Bekloppte

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mit dem Diktiergerät kann er nicht sein

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Joseph ist gar nicht so bekloppt Er leidet das ist alles

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Seit 2 Monaten ist Schluss mit ihnen Und trotzdem kommt er jeden Tag her

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हर औरत क स न क ल ए एक मर द क क ध च ह ए सबक

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हर मर द प न क ब द खर र ट म रत ह और म र क न उसक आद ह

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म र स इनस क ऑपर शन ह च क ह

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म झ लगत ह त म प द इश र म ट क ह

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म झ लगत ह त म ह कभ सच च प य र नह म ल

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म न क य थ उसन म र ट ग छ ट कर द

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म स चत थ क त म घ ड़ स ग र गई थ ह ग र गई थ

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म झ एक ट र प ज़ आर ट स ट स प य र थ

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म झ पत ह न च ह ए थ क वह आपक हम श आख र म क पर छ ड़ द त ह

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Semua pria suka mendengkur sesudah minum beberapa gelas dan aku punya telinga musikal

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Aku menjalani operasi pada rongga hidungku

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Aku lihat kau orang yang terlahir romantis

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Aku lihat kau tak pernah mengenal cinta sejati

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Aku pernah Itu memendekkan dari kakiku

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Aku pikir kau jatuh dari kuda Memang

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Aku jatuh cinta dengan pemain rekstok gantung

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Aku harusnya tahu Mereka selalu mengecewakanmu di saat saat terakhir

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でも男っていびきをかくでしょ

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私音に敏感なのよ

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わしは手術で治した

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あらロマンチストなのね

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大恋愛の経験がないらしい

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あるから足を悪くしたのよ

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サーカスの事故かと思ったわ

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ええそうよ

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相手は空中ブランコ乗り

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空中ブランコは直前に手を離すけど

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私も演技の直前に別れ話をしたの

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Бедняжка Что она только не делает чтобы понравиться Вам

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Да Вы просто слепой

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Я бегу у меня свидание Салют

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Пока До свидания

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Я не знаю кто этот новый кавалер но хуже того психа с магнитофоном и быть не может

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Знаете не такой уж Жозеф и псих Он просто страдает

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Todos los hombres roncan después de unas copas

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y yo tengo oído musical

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Me arreglaron mis cavidades nasales

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Veo que eres un romántico nato

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Veo que no conoces el verdadero amor

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Lo conocí Me acortó una pierna

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Creí que habías caído de un caballo

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Sí

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Estaba enamorada de un artista del trapecio

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Qué estúpida Siempre me dejan en el último momento

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Duration

5 seconds

Views

32

Timestamp in Movie

00:42:58

Uploaded

Jan 15, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

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Movie Summary

Amélie is an innocent and naive girl in Paris with her own sense of justice. She decides to help those around her and, along the way, discovers love.