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Roucoulement pré-nuptial - Et ta connerie, elle est congénitale?

Roucoulement pré-nuptial - Et ta connerie,elle est congénitale?

Amélie • 2001

Roucoulement pré-nuptial - Et ta connerie,elle est congénitale?

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One kir aligoté one mauresque and two mint sodas

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Was that pre nuptial or post coital smooching

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Is your bullshit congenital

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Pre nuptial Don't worry You'll find Mr Right one day

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All women want to sleep on a man's shoulder All of them

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All men snore after a few drinks and I have a musical ear

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I had an operation on my nasal cavities

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I see you're a born romantic

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I see you've never known true love

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I did It shortened my leg

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أكانت تلك معانقة قبل الزواج أم بعد الزواج

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هل كلامك التافه بالوراثة

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قبل الزواج

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لا تقلقي ستجدين الرجل المناسب يوما ما

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كل النساء يردن النوم على كتف رجل جميعهن

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كل الرجال يشخرون بعد قليل من الشراب وأنا لدي أذن موسيقية

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لقد أجريت عملية لجيوبي الأنفية

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أرى أنك رومانسي بالفطرة

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أرى أنك لم تعرفي الحب الحقيقي أبدا

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لقد عرفت وهو قصر رجلي

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আম জ ন র কথ বলছ ন বলছ জর জ ত র কথ

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জর জ ত চ খট খ ল ন ও আপন র মন য গ চ য়

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ক ন ত আপন র চ খ খ ল আছ জ ন

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ব চ র ও য ক ছ কর

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সব আপন র চ খ ক ড়ত

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আপন ত চ খ থ ক ত ও অন ধ

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আম একট ড ট য চ ছ ব দ য়

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Roucoulement pré nuptial

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Et ta connerie elle est congénitale

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Pré nuptial

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Vous en faites pas

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Vous tomberez sur le bon

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Elles rêvent toutes de dormir sur l'épaule d'un homme

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Je dis pas non mais un homme ça ronfle

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Moi j'ai l'oreille musicale

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Moi je me suis fait opérer des cloisons nasales

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Quel sens de la romance

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On voit que vous n'avez pas connu le grand amour

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Si je l'avais pas connu on m'aurait pas raccourci la jambe droite

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Georgette Machen Sie die Augen auf

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Sie hofft so auf einen Funken Interesse von Ihnen und Sie schauen nur Gina an

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Die Arme versucht mit allen Mitteln Ihre Aufmerksamkeit auf sich zu lenken

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Sie müssen wirklich blind sein

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Ich hau ab ich bin verabredet Salut Wiedersehen

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Ich weiß ja nicht wie ihr Neuer ist aber schlimmer als der Bekloppte

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क य वह स न स पहल क य सहव स क ब द क च बन थ

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क य त म बचपन स सनक ह

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स न स पहल क फ कर मत कर

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एक द न त म ह व ज़र र म ल ग

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हर औरत क स न क ल ए एक मर द क क ध च ह ए सबक

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हर मर द प न क ब द खर र ट म रत ह और म र क न उसक आद ह

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म र स इनस क ऑपर शन ह च क ह

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म झ लगत ह त म प द इश र म ट क ह

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म झ लगत ह त म ह कभ सच च प य र नह म ल

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म न क य थ उसन म र ट ग छ ट कर द

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Apa itu ciuman pranikah atau pasca menikah

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Apa omong kosongmu itu bawaan lahir

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Pranikah Jangan khawatir

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Kau akan menemukan pria yang tepat suatu hari nanti

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Semua wanita ingin bersandar di bahu seorang pria Semuanya

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Semua pria suka mendengkur sesudah minum beberapa gelas dan aku punya telinga musikal

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Aku menjalani operasi pada rongga hidungku

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Aku lihat kau orang yang terlahir romantis

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Aku lihat kau tak pernah mengenal cinta sejati

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Aku pernah Itu memendekkan dari kakiku

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あの客とは交渉前かそれとも後

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先天的なバカね

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交渉前

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機嫌を直して今にいい男に出会える

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女の幸せは男に抱かれて眠ることだ

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でも男っていびきをかくでしょ

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私音に敏感なのよ

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わしは手術で治した

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あらロマンチストなのね

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大恋愛の経験がないらしい

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あるから足を悪くしたのよ

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Джина взрослая сама разберётся

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Я не о Джине говорю а о Жоржетт

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Жоржетт Посмотрите она же ловит Ваш взгляд

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А Вы смотрите только на Джину

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Бедняжка Что она только не делает чтобы понравиться Вам

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Да Вы просто слепой

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Я бегу у меня свидание Салют

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Пока До свидания

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Eso fue prenupcial o post besuqueo

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Eres un imbécil congénito

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Prenupcial No te preocupes

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Un día encontrarás a tu príncipe azul

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Todas las mujeres quieren dormir sibre el hombro de un hombre

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Todos los hombres roncan después de unas copas

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y yo tengo oído musical

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Me arreglaron mis cavidades nasales

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Veo que eres un romántico nato

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Veo que no conoces el verdadero amor

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Lo conocí Me acortó una pierna

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Duration

8 seconds

Views

40

Timestamp in Movie

00:42:42

Uploaded

Jan 15, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

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Movie Summary

Amélie is an innocent and naive girl in Paris with her own sense of justice. She decides to help those around her and, along the way, discovers love.