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Strange weather today

Strange weather today. What's so funny? Everyone who's come in todayhas given us a weather...

Amélie • 2001

Strange weather today. What's so funny? Everyone who's come in todayhas given us a weather report. We pass the time of dayto forget how time passes. We do it to keep us from talking crap. I write crap but nobody wants to publish it. - Another rejection?- My thirtieth. Isn't your cousin a book critic? Forget it! Critics are like leeches sucking the blood of writers. Is your book a love story? No, it's about a guy who keeps a journal. Not about what's happened to him, but disasters that mighthappen in the future. - So he gets depressed and does nothing.- So basically, it's about a loafer. Suzanne, I'll dedicate the manuscript to you. He's only doing it soyou'll write off his tab! His scribbles for my nibbles.That's sponsorship

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Strange weather today

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What's so funny

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Everyone who's come in today has given us a weather report

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We pass the time of day to forget how time passes

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We do it to keep us from talking crap

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I write crap but nobody wants to publish it

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Another rejection My thirtieth

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Isn't your cousin a book critic

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Forget it Critics are like leeches

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sucking the blood of writers

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Is your book a love story

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No it's about a guy who keeps a journal

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Not about what's happened to him

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but disasters that might happen in the future

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So he gets depressed and does nothing So basically it's about a loafer

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Suzanne

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I'll dedicate the manuscript to you

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He's only doing it so you'll write off his tab

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His scribbles for my nibbles That's sponsorship

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و جد في دم سائق السيارة 2 8 غرام من الكحول

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إن هذا يصيبني بالغثيان

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بمناسبة الحديث عن توظيف المجانين اللامبالين

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سيد كولينيون قد نسيت مفاتيحك

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انتظري يا أميلي الرقيقة السرعة تقتل

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اتخذي من لوسيان مثلا لنفسك

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لن يمسكه أي رادار أبدا بينما هو يعمل أليس كذلك

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يجب أن لا تفعل ذلك يا سيد كولينيون إنه ليس ذنبه

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Strange weather today

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What's so funny

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Everyone who's come in today has given us a weather report

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We pass the time of day to forget how time passes

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We do it to keep us from talking crap

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I write crap but nobody wants to publish it

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Another rejection My thirtieth

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Isn't your cousin a book critic

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Forget it Critics are like leeches

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sucking the blood of writers

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Is your book a love story

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No it's about a guy who keeps a journal

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Not about what's happened to him

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but disasters that might happen in the future

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So he gets depressed and does nothing So basically it's about a loafer

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Suzanne

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I'll dedicate the manuscript to you

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He's only doing it so you'll write off his tab

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His scribbles for my nibbles That's sponsorship

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Nein aber alle reden heute vom Wetter

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Das liegt an der Angst vor der Zeit

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Ach was Man will nur keinen Unsinn reden

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Meinen Unsinn will keiner verlegen Will es immer noch niemand

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30 Ablehnung Und Ihr Cousin der Literaturkritiker

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Literaturkritiker sind wie Kakteen Sie leben von ihren Stacheln

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so wie Geier von ihren Federn leben Ist Ihr Buch ein Liebesroman

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Es geht um einen der Tagebuch führt Aber nicht über das was ihm passiert

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sondern über die Katastrophen die ihm passieren könnten

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Das deprimiert ihn so sehr dass er gar nichts mehr macht

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Also eine Nichtstuer Story Ich widme Ihnen dieses Manuskript

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Er gibt Ihnen sein Manuskript und Sie vergessen dafür seine Schulden

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Meine meisterliche Küche gegen seine meisterlichen Werke

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Was soll's Das ist Sponsoring Danke Madame Suzanne

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Driver क ख न म 2 8g शर ब थ

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म झ अच छ नह लगत

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क स ल ग ऐस ब वक फ़ क क म द द त ह

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Mr Collignon

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आप अपन च भ भ ल गए थ र क Amélie रफ त र खतरन क ह

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त म ह Lucien क तरह चलन च ह य

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जब य क म करत ह त इसक क ई रड र भ नह पकड़ सकत

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आपक ऐस नह कहन च ह य Mr Collignon

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Supir itu memiliki kadar alkohol 2 8g pada darahnya

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Bikin aku gila

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Bicara tentang memperkerjakan orang bodoh yang tak bertanggung jawab

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Tuan Collignon

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Kau lupa kuncimu Tunggu Amélie mellow Kecepatan membunuh

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Teladani Lucien

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Tak akan ada radar yang akan mengawasi saat ia sedang bekerja bukan

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Kau tak harus melakukan itu Tuan Collignon

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Что за погода Ужас

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Ха ха ха Я сказала глупость

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Каждый кто входит сегодня сообщает нам о погоде

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Да да Мы следим за погодой пытаясь уловить ветер времени

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Да нет же Люди говорят о погоде чтобы не сказать лишнего

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А я говорю лишнее пишу лишнее и меня не печатают

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Опять отказ 30 й уже

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У Вас же родственник критик

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Да что Вы мадам Сюзанна Критики кактусы у них одни колючки

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А писатели птицы у них только перья

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А вообще Ваша книга она о любви

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Она о человеке ведущем дневник

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Но он не записывает то что с ним происходит

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а воображает катастрофы которые могли бы случиться

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И так переживает это что даже ничего делать не может

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В общем это книга про бездельника

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Вот мадам Сюзанна я Вам подпишу рукопись которую мне вернули

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Ну да он Вам посвящает рукопись а Вы прощаете ему его долги

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Меняю пищу духовную на материальную Я спонсор

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El camionero tenía 2 8 gramos de alcohol en la sangre

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Me pone enfermo

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A eso se le llama contratar a imbéciles irresponsables

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Olvidó sus llaves señor Espera quieres

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Hoy en día la velocidad mata

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Que Lucien sea un modelo

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Ningún radar lo detectará mientras trabaja verdad

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Debería avergonzarse Sr Collignon

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Duration

57 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:50:05

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

Amélie is an innocent and naive girl in Paris with her own sense of justice. She decides to help those around her and, along the way, discovers love.