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Thomas Edison:
Uh guys Gettysburg is impossibly vast. Finding this address is like finding a needle in a haystack. George Washington:
Yeah Edison's right everybody let's just give up. Thomas Edison:
That is not what I said. George Washington:
What? Dudes, look, we tried. Thomas Edison:
One thing. We literally tried One thing. George Washington:
Yeah, and it didn't work! We all got wet Edison, god! Look this isn't fun anymore. Samuel Adams:
Uh I can fix that. Let's get hammered! Then, fuck it, we hit the streets, mob rule style. Anyone we see who doesn't look like us, they see the bottoms of our boots! Geronimo:
Oh my god. Samuel Adams:
Ok fine no Indians this time ooh geez. Thomas Edison:
Oh my god I don't know how many times I have to tell you Sam, this is not India. Geronimo:
Also, you're a fucking racist. Samuel Adams:
Uh... no. Paul's the racist. He's the best horse racist in the colonies. Paul Revere:
Yeah I'm a great racist. Geronimo:
Holy shit
Uh guys Gettysburg is impossibly vast. Finding this address is like finding a needle in a haystack. George Washington:
Yeah Edison's right everybody let's just give up. Thomas Edison:
That is not what I said. George Washington:
What? Dudes, look, we tried. Thomas Edison:
One thing. We literally tried One thing. George Washington:
Yeah, and it didn't work! We all got wet Edison, god! Look this isn't fun anymore. Samuel Adams:
Uh I can fix that. Let's get hammered! Then, fuck it, we hit the streets, mob rule style. Anyone we see who doesn't look like us, they see the bottoms of our boots! Geronimo:
Oh my god. Samuel Adams:
Ok fine no Indians this time ooh geez. Thomas Edison:
Oh my god I don't know how many times I have to tell you Sam, this is not India. Geronimo:
Also, you're a fucking racist. Samuel Adams:
Uh... no. Paul's the racist. He's the best horse racist in the colonies. Paul Revere:
Yeah I'm a great racist. Geronimo:
Holy shit
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Edison Oh guys Gettysburg is impossibly vast
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Finding this address is like finding a needle in a haystack
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Yeah Edison's right Let's just give up
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That is not what I said What Dudes look we tried
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One thing We literally tried one thing
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Yeah and it didn't work
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horn sounds We all got wet Edison God
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Look this isn't fun anymore
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Uh I can fix that
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Let's get hammered
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Then fuck it we hit the streets mob rules style
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Anyone we see who doesn't look like us
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they see the bottom of our boots
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Oh my God
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Okay fine no Indians this time Ooh geez
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Oh my God I don't know how many times I have to tell you Sam
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This is not India Also you're a fucking racist
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Uh no Paul's the racist
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He's the best horse racist in the colonies
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Yeah I'm a great racist
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Holy shit
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Movie Summary
A chainsaw-wielding George Washington teams with beer-loving bro Sam Adams to take down the Brits in a tongue-in-cheek riff on the American Revolution.





