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"American Beauty" quotes

American Beauty poster
Lester Burnham, a depressed suburban father in a mid-life crisis, decides to turn his hectic life around after developing an infatuation with his daughter's attractive friend.

Director: Sam Mendes
Writer: Alan Ball
Production: N/A
Genre: drama
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 84/100
ImdbRating: 8.4
BoxOffice: $130,096,601
Released: 01 Oct 1999
Awards: Won 5 Oscars. 111 wins & 102 nominations total

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Man l haven't listened to this album in years - American Beauty 00:09 Man l haven't listened to this album in years Lf l had to leave tonight would you come with me - American Beauty 00:04 Lf l had to leave tonight would you come with me How are you - American Beauty 00:17 How are you Would you like some Smiley Sauce No no - American Beauty 00:15 Would you like some Smiley Sauce No no Actually I'd like to fill out an application - American Beauty 00:16 Actually I'd like to fill out an application I have to take a drug test every six months just to make sure I'm clean - American Beauty 00:19 I have to take a drug test every six months just to make... You ungrateful little brat - American Beauty 00:16 You ungrateful little brat Oh my God - American Beauty 00:06 Oh my God Man oh man - American Beauty 00:52 Man oh man I apologize for the way things look around here - American Beauty 00:13 I apologize for the way things look around here Because everything that was meant to happen does - American Beauty 00:08 Because everything that was meant to happen does Don't get to tell me what to do - American Beauty 00:06 Don't get to tell me what to do It's a great thing when you realize - American Beauty 00:08 It's a great thing when you realize I hope you don't mind if I play the stereo - American Beauty 00:33 I hope you don't mind if I play the stereo How much do you want - American Beauty 00:35 How much do you want Go fuck yourself psycho Shut up bitch - American Beauty 00:05 Go fuck yourself psycho Shut up bitch What do you want - American Beauty 00:34 What do you want The ad said this pool was lagoon like - American Beauty 00:17 The ad said this pool was lagoon like I'm so sorry my dad was weird tonight - American Beauty 00:36 I'm so sorry my dad was weird tonight I will sell this house today - American Beauty 00:18 I will sell this house today There happens to be a lot about me - American Beauty 00:11 There happens to be a lot about me Spectacular - American Beauty 00:05 Spectacular Solved I think lagoon I think waterfall - American Beauty 00:14 Solved I think lagoon I think waterfall Guess what I've changed And the new me whacks off when he feels horny - American Beauty 00:07 Guess what I've changed And the new me whacks off when he... Forgive me sir for speaking so bluntly - American Beauty 00:20 Forgive me sir for speaking so bluntly Oh my God What time is it - American Beauty 00:04 Oh my God What time is it I know you think my dad's harmless but you're wrong - American Beauty 00:05 I know you think my dad's harmless but you're wrong Mom do we always have to listen to this elevator music - American Beauty 00:15 Mom do we always have to listen to this elevator music I was hoping you'd give me a bath - American Beauty 00:07 I was hoping you'd give me a bath What is this - American Beauty 00:06 What is this You need structure yeah - American Beauty 00:11 You need structure yeah I'm not obsessing I'm just curious - American Beauty 00:05 I'm not obsessing I'm just curious Will someone pass the fucking asparagus - American Beauty 00:04 Will someone pass the fucking asparagus That was exactly what I needed - American Beauty 00:11 That was exactly what I needed Someone really should just put him out of his misery - American Beauty 00:20 Someone really should just put him out of his misery I refuse to be a victim - American Beauty 00:04 I refuse to be a victim I was filming this dead bird - American Beauty 00:07 I was filming this dead bird Who are you looking for - American Beauty 00:13 Who are you looking for What the hell do you think you're doing - American Beauty 00:14 What the hell do you think you're doing Do you party - American Beauty 00:07 Do you party I'm in trouble - American Beauty 00:04 I'm in trouble What a freak - American Beauty 00:20 What a freak This is my friend Angela Hayes - American Beauty 00:36 This is my friend Angela Hayes If people I don't even know look at me and want to fuck me - American Beauty 00:10 If people I don't even know look at me and want to fuck me It's that psycho next door Jane what if he worships you - American Beauty 00:12 It's that psycho next door Jane what if he worships you Sorry about my dad - American Beauty 00:35 Sorry about my dad I feel like I've been in a coma for about 20 years - American Beauty 00:08 I feel like I've been in a coma for about 20 years This is a 4 000 sofa upholstered in Italian silk - American Beauty 00:12 This is a 4 000 sofa upholstered in Italian silk Christ Carolyn - American Beauty 00:27 Christ Carolyn Lester I refuse to live like this - American Beauty 00:20 Lester I refuse to live like this Could he be any more pathetic - American Beauty 00:13 Could he be any more pathetic Welcome to America's Weirdest Home Videos - American Beauty 00:05 Welcome to America's Weirdest Home Videos What's new in the world Dad - American Beauty 00:08 What's new in the world Dad So I'm sure you can understand - American Beauty 00:36 So I'm sure you can understand I didn't mean to scare you I just think you're interesting - American Beauty 00:05 I didn't mean to scare you I just think you're interesting I don't think we can be friends anymore You're way too uptight about sex - American Beauty 00:12 I don't think we can be friends anymore You're way too... You and psycho boy are fucking on a regular basis now right - American Beauty 00:15 You and psycho boy are fucking on a regular basis now right What You're Mother of the Year You treat her like an employee - American Beauty 00:07 What You're Mother of the Year You treat her like an... Where's your wife - American Beauty 00:37 Where's your wife I see you're smoking pot now I'm so glad - American Beauty 00:16 I see you're smoking pot now I'm so glad I don't think you'd fit in here - American Beauty 00:19 I don't think you'd fit in here I need a father who's a role model - American Beauty 00:26 I need a father who's a role model My husband Lester It's a pleasure - American Beauty 00:29 My husband Lester It's a pleasure God I love it - American Beauty 00:13 God I love it I'm leaving OK - American Beauty 00:10 I'm leaving OK Hi Welcome to the neighborhood - American Beauty 00:36 Hi Welcome to the neighborhood So Janie how was school - American Beauty 00:14 So Janie how was school Fine You don't feel naked - American Beauty 00:08 Fine You don't feel naked I'm serious He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out - American Beauty 00:34 I'm serious He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out Are you scared - American Beauty 00:14 Are you scared I am so proud of you You know I watched you very closely - American Beauty 00:07 I am so proud of you You know I watched you very closely Can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are - American Beauty 00:05 Can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are You total slut - American Beauty 00:12 You total slut What makes you so sure she wants us to be there Did she ask - American Beauty 00:26 What makes you so sure she wants us to be there Did she ask My dad thinks I pay for all this with catering jobs - American Beauty 00:09 My dad thinks I pay for all this with catering jobs Janie's a pretty typical teenager - American Beauty 00:14 Janie's a pretty typical teenager Don't you mess with me mister - American Beauty 00:35 Don't you mess with me mister She's not your friend She's someone you use to feel better about yourself - American Beauty 00:06 She's not your friend She's someone you use to feel better... It's disgusting Watch yourself Jane - American Beauty 00:07 It's disgusting Watch yourself Jane I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist - American Beauty 00:33 I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist
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Cast

Lester Burnham - Kevin Spacey
Carolyn Burnham - Annette Bening
Jane Burnham - Thora Birch
Ricky Fitts - Wes Bentley
Angela Hayes - Mena Suvari