"American Beauty" quotes

00:09 Man l haven't listened to this album in years 00:04 Lf l had to leave tonight would you come with me 00:17 How are you 00:15 Would you like some Smiley Sauce No no 00:16 Actually I'd like to fill out an application 00:19 I have to take a drug test every six months just to make... 00:16 You ungrateful little brat 00:06 Oh my God 00:52 Man oh man 00:13 I apologize for the way things look around here 00:08 Because everything that was meant to happen does 00:06 Don't get to tell me what to do 00:08 It's a great thing when you realize 00:33 I hope you don't mind if I play the stereo 00:35 How much do you want 00:05 Go fuck yourself psycho Shut up bitch 00:34 What do you want 00:17 The ad said this pool was lagoon like 00:36 I'm so sorry my dad was weird tonight 00:18 I will sell this house today 00:11 There happens to be a lot about me 00:05 Spectacular 00:14 Solved I think lagoon I think waterfall 00:07 Guess what I've changed And the new me whacks off when he... 00:20 Forgive me sir for speaking so bluntly 00:04 Oh my God What time is it 00:05 I know you think my dad's harmless but you're wrong 00:15 Mom do we always have to listen to this elevator music 00:07 I was hoping you'd give me a bath 00:06 What is this 00:11 You need structure yeah 00:05 I'm not obsessing I'm just curious 00:04 Will someone pass the fucking asparagus 00:11 That was exactly what I needed 00:20 Someone really should just put him out of his misery 00:04 I refuse to be a victim 00:07 I was filming this dead bird 00:13 Who are you looking for 00:14 What the hell do you think you're doing 00:07 Do you party 00:04 I'm in trouble 00:20 What a freak 00:36 This is my friend Angela Hayes 00:10 If people I don't even know look at me and want to fuck me 00:12 It's that psycho next door Jane what if he worships you 00:35 Sorry about my dad 00:08 I feel like I've been in a coma for about 20 years 00:12 This is a 4 000 sofa upholstered in Italian silk 00:27 Christ Carolyn 00:20 Lester I refuse to live like this 00:13 Could he be any more pathetic 00:05 Welcome to America's Weirdest Home Videos 00:08 What's new in the world Dad 00:36 So I'm sure you can understand 00:05 I didn't mean to scare you I just think you're interesting 00:12 I don't think we can be friends anymore You're way too... 00:15 You and psycho boy are fucking on a regular basis now right 00:07 What You're Mother of the Year You treat her like an... 00:37 Where's your wife 00:16 I see you're smoking pot now I'm so glad 00:19 I don't think you'd fit in here 00:26 I need a father who's a role model 00:29 My husband Lester It's a pleasure 00:13 God I love it 00:10 I'm leaving OK 00:36 Hi Welcome to the neighborhood 00:14 So Janie how was school 00:08 Fine You don't feel naked 00:34 I'm serious He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out 00:14 Are you scared 00:07 I am so proud of you You know I watched you very closely 00:05 Can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are 00:12 You total slut 00:26 What makes you so sure she wants us to be there Did she ask 00:09 My dad thinks I pay for all this with catering jobs 00:14 Janie's a pretty typical teenager 00:35 Don't you mess with me mister 00:06 She's not your friend She's someone you use to feel better... 00:07 It's disgusting Watch yourself Jane 00:33 I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist