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[Lester eavesdrops on Jane and Angela through Jane's bedroom door] Jane Burnham:
Sorry about my dad. Angela Hayes:
Don't be. I think it's funny. Jane Burnham:
Yeah, to you, he's just another guy who wants to jump your bones. But to me, he's just... too embarrassing to live. Angela Hayes:
Your mom's the one who's embarrassing. What a phony. But, your dad's actually kind of cute. Jane Burnham:
Shut up. Angela Hayes:
He is. If he just worked out a little, he'd be hot. Jane Burnham:
Shut up! Angela Hayes:
Oh, come on. Like you've never sneaked a peek at him in his underwear? I bet he's got a big dick. Jane Burnham:
You are so grossing me out right now. Angela Hayes:
If he built up his chest and arms, I would totally fuck him. Jane Burnham:
[covers her ears and sings 'la la la' over and over again] Angela Hayes:
I would! I would suck your dad's big fat dick, and then I'd fuck him until his eyes rolled back in his head!
Sorry about my dad. Angela Hayes:
Don't be. I think it's funny. Jane Burnham:
Yeah, to you, he's just another guy who wants to jump your bones. But to me, he's just... too embarrassing to live. Angela Hayes:
Your mom's the one who's embarrassing. What a phony. But, your dad's actually kind of cute. Jane Burnham:
Shut up. Angela Hayes:
He is. If he just worked out a little, he'd be hot. Jane Burnham:
Shut up! Angela Hayes:
Oh, come on. Like you've never sneaked a peek at him in his underwear? I bet he's got a big dick. Jane Burnham:
You are so grossing me out right now. Angela Hayes:
If he built up his chest and arms, I would totally fuck him. Jane Burnham:
[covers her ears and sings 'la la la' over and over again] Angela Hayes:
I would! I would suck your dad's big fat dick, and then I'd fuck him until his eyes rolled back in his head!
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Sorry about my dad
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Don't be I think it's funny
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Yeah to you he's just another guy who wants to jump your bones
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But to me he's just too embarrassing to live
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Well your mom's the one who's embarrassing What a phony
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But your dad's actually kind of cute
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Shut up
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He is If he just worked out a little he'd be hot
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Shut up Come on
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Like you've never sneaked a peek at him in his underwear
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I bet he's got a big dick
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Movie Summary
Lester Burnham, a depressed suburban father in a mid-life crisis, decides to turn his hectic life around after developing an infatuation with his daughter's attractive friend.


