Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter...
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[at the dinner table]
Carolyn Burnham:
Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester Burnham:
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Carolyn Burnham:
Your father seems to think this kind of behavior is something to be proud of.
Lester Burnham:
And your mother seems to prefer that I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
Carolyn Burnham:
How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
Lester Burnham:
Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass the asparagus, please.
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Your father and I were just discussing his day at work
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Why don't you tell our daughter about it honey
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Janie today I quit my job Then I told my boss to go fuck himself
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and blackmailed him for almost 60 000 Pass the asparagus
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Your father seems to think this kind of behavior is something to be proud of
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Your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a prisoner
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while she keeps my dick in a jar under the sink
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How dare you speak to me that way in front of her
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I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me
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on the same day that you lose your job
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I didn't lose it It's not like Where'd my job go I quit
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Someone pass the asparagus please
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 204
Timestamp in movie: 01h 05m 14s
Uploaded: 01 April, 2022
Genres: drama
Summary: Lester Burnham, a depressed suburban father in a mid-life crisis, decides to turn his hectic life around after developing an infatuation with his daughter's attractive friend.
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00:10 Buddy this is my Her husband
00:15 Remember those posters that said
00:36 My name is Lester Burnham
00:32 It's not mine
00:10 Whose car is that out front
00:24 What are you doing
00:28 Look I'm not paying you to do whatever it is...
00:08 It's a great thing when you realize
00:12 It's a great thing when you realize
00:13 It's like God is looking right at you just for a second
00:06 You got a minute
00:16 Yeah well at least I'm not ugly
00:11 You are so busted
00:34 Whatever Management wants you gone by the end of the day
00:33 How's Jane
00:09 Jane honey are you trying to look unattractive
00:12 Look at me
00:33 My job consists of basically masking my contempt
00:15 I figured you might be able to give me some pointers I need...
00:28 Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser