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I was finally
making friends, Stan. -How could you ruin my party?
-It was easy. I just yelled "terrorists"
and everyone ran away. Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you asked
how did I ruin your party, and I'm, like,
"You were there, baby.
You had a front-row seat." Dad, what you did
was racial profiling. The Memaris had nothing
to do with that gazebo
and everyone knows it. These people are
trying to destroy us
and you want proof? -Yes.
-Oh. Well, that's fair.
I'll go get some
making friends, Stan. -How could you ruin my party?
-It was easy. I just yelled "terrorists"
and everyone ran away. Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you asked
how did I ruin your party, and I'm, like,
"You were there, baby.
You had a front-row seat." Dad, what you did
was racial profiling. The Memaris had nothing
to do with that gazebo
and everyone knows it. These people are
trying to destroy us
and you want proof? -Yes.
-Oh. Well, that's fair.
I'll go get some
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I was finally
making friends, Stan.
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-How could you ruin my party?
-It was easy.
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I just yelled "terrorists"
and everyone ran away.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you asked
how did I ruin your party,
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and I'm, like,
"You were there, baby.
You had a front-row seat."
00:00:13.042 --> 00:00:15.459
Dad, what you did
was racial profiling.
00:00:15.459 --> 00:00:18.668
The Memaris had nothing
to do with that gazebo
and everyone knows it.
00:00:18.668 --> 00:00:21.834
These people are
trying to destroy us
and you want proof?
00:00:21.834 --> 00:00:25.084
-Yes.
-Oh. Well, that's fair.
I'll go get some.
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Movie Summary
The escapades of Stan Smith, a conservative C.I.A. Agent dealing with family life, and keeping America safe.