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American Dreamer

Get yourself a one-bedroomstarter condo

Get yourself a one-bedroom
starter condo

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Get yourself a one-bedroom starter condo.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:38
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dektor Film Group,Estuary Films,Goldenlight Films

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Movie Summary

Phil's a dreamer. Most dreams don't come true. Phil hates that. But that's not going to stop Phil from dreaming.
Like reasonable people do who have no equity, - American Dreamer 00:06
Like reasonable people do who have no equity,
Finish your little novella and pray that you get a tenure - American Dreamer 00:08
Finish your little novella and pray that you get a tenure
♪ Down, down... ♪ - American Dreamer 00:17
♪ Down, down... ♪
Original plaster archways, heated marble bathroom floors, - American Dreamer 00:08
Original plaster archways, heated marble bathroom floors,
You're all kinds out of whack. You make less than 50K year. - American Dreamer 00:04
You're all kinds out of whack. You make less than 50K y...
I know your whole life story. Adopted by Mormon missionaries. - American Dreamer 00:04
I know your whole life story. Adopted by Mormon missionaries...
Disowned by the faith for having sex with a married elder. - American Dreamer 00:05
Disowned by the faith for having sex with a married elder.
Played the orphan card to get in, - American Dreamer 00:06
Played the orphan card to get in,
Divorced twice by the same woman - American Dreamer 00:06
Divorced twice by the same woman
And now you bring home a wee bit under 50K - American Dreamer 00:13
And now you bring home a wee bit under 50K
Write my novel. My own parking spot. - American Dreamer 00:05
Write my novel. My own parking spot.
It'’s not packing boxes for Amazon or shitting in a bucket, - American Dreamer 00:07
It'’s not packing boxes for Amazon or shitting in a buc...
$4.6 million is a lifetime in debt. - American Dreamer 00:05
$4.6 million is a lifetime in debt.
240,000 with live-in. What does that mean? - American Dreamer 00:06
240,000 with live-in. What does that mean?
No. More importantly, what are you doing here? - American Dreamer 00:05
No. More importantly, what are you doing here?
See, I belong here. I'm a real estate agent. - American Dreamer 00:05
See, I belong here. I'm a real estate agent.
In fact, I might even buy this house. - American Dreamer 00:04
In fact, I might even buy this house.
You. You, however, have no hope in hell of ever, - American Dreamer 00:08
You. You, however, have no hope in hell of ever,
"Five million as is, or 240,000 with live-in." - American Dreamer 00:08
"Five million as is, or 240,000 with live-in."
Okay. 240K with live-in. - American Dreamer 00:04
Okay. 240K with live-in.