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American Dreamer

He bought the house andit's gonna go to him when

He bought the house and
it's gonna go to him when

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He bought the house and it's gonna go to him when...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:00
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dektor Film Group,Estuary Films,Goldenlight Films

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Movie Summary

Phil's a dreamer. Most dreams don't come true. Phil hates that. But that's not going to stop Phil from dreaming.
I mean, when I croak. I want a berry pie. - American Dreamer 00:05
I mean, when I croak. I want a berry pie.
I have the ultimate fountain of youth solution. - American Dreamer 00:05
I have the ultimate fountain of youth solution.
I do lots and lots of vitamin C - American Dreamer 00:08
I do lots and lots of vitamin C
And then my doctor says, by the way, - American Dreamer 00:07
And then my doctor says, by the way,
Whatever arrangement you think you have with her - American Dreamer 00:07
Whatever arrangement you think you have with her
It was a wonderful evening, Maggie. Thank you. - American Dreamer 00:07
It was a wonderful evening, Maggie. Thank you.
I'll enact a power of attorney and evict you - American Dreamer 00:04
I'll enact a power of attorney and evict you
You wouldn't wanna get a power of attorney, Maggie, - American Dreamer 00:05
You wouldn't wanna get a power of attorney, Maggie,
I'm gonna sue you... and everyone involved with you! - American Dreamer 00:05
I'm gonna sue you... and everyone involved with you!
Come on, Phil, you're losing your mind. - American Dreamer 00:05
Come on, Phil, you're losing your mind.
I will be sleeping on your organic Royal Pedic pillow-top - American Dreamer 00:06
I will be sleeping on your organic Royal Pedic pillow-top
Just get it out. Get it out. - American Dreamer 00:05
Just get it out. Get it out.
You told me the old lady has no children. - American Dreamer 00:04
You told me the old lady has no children.
She is not actively dying, doctor. No. - American Dreamer 00:04
She is not actively dying, doctor. No.
No! No, no. That's awful. - American Dreamer 00:05
No! No, no. That's awful.
I think you are an asshole therefore you are one. - American Dreamer 00:05
I think you are an asshole therefore you are one.
What kind of moron buys a house under such circumstances - American Dreamer 00:10
What kind of moron buys a house under such circumstances
I had my whole life wrapped up in that house. - American Dreamer 00:04
I had my whole life wrapped up in that house.
I sold everything. I mean, I have nothing, Jer. - American Dreamer 00:05
I sold everything. I mean, I have nothing, Jer.
Literally nothing. And I'm just sad. - American Dreamer 00:05
Literally nothing. And I'm just sad.