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American Dreamer

I had five countries,four husbands, twenty-six cats and kidsall over the world

I had five countries,
four husbands, twenty-six cats and kids
all over the world

Full Transcript

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I had five countries, four husbands,
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twenty-six cats and kids all over the world.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:12
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dektor Film Group,Estuary Films,Goldenlight Films

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Movie Summary

Phil's a dreamer. Most dreams don't come true. Phil hates that. But that's not going to stop Phil from dreaming.
One doctor, one lawyer, one mathematician. - American Dreamer 00:06
One doctor, one lawyer, one mathematician.
Um... a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker. - American Dreamer 00:04
Um... a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker.
And my, uh... and my precious - American Dreamer 00:06
And my, uh... and my precious
Wills, real estate, property disputes. - American Dreamer 00:05
Wills, real estate, property disputes.
Okay, so she will settle the property transfer - American Dreamer 00:06
Okay, so she will settle the property transfer
He bought the house and it's gonna go to him when... - American Dreamer 00:05
He bought the house and it's gonna go to him when...
I mean, when I croak. I want a berry pie. - American Dreamer 00:05
I mean, when I croak. I want a berry pie.
I have the ultimate fountain of youth solution. - American Dreamer 00:05
I have the ultimate fountain of youth solution.
I do lots and lots of vitamin C - American Dreamer 00:08
I do lots and lots of vitamin C
And then my doctor says, by the way, - American Dreamer 00:07
And then my doctor says, by the way,
Whatever arrangement you think you have with her - American Dreamer 00:07
Whatever arrangement you think you have with her
It was a wonderful evening, Maggie. Thank you. - American Dreamer 00:07
It was a wonderful evening, Maggie. Thank you.
I'll enact a power of attorney and evict you - American Dreamer 00:04
I'll enact a power of attorney and evict you
You wouldn't wanna get a power of attorney, Maggie, - American Dreamer 00:05
You wouldn't wanna get a power of attorney, Maggie,
I'm gonna sue you... and everyone involved with you! - American Dreamer 00:05
I'm gonna sue you... and everyone involved with you!
Come on, Phil, you're losing your mind. - American Dreamer 00:05
Come on, Phil, you're losing your mind.
I will be sleeping on your organic Royal Pedic pillow-top - American Dreamer 00:06
I will be sleeping on your organic Royal Pedic pillow-top
Just get it out. Get it out. - American Dreamer 00:05
Just get it out. Get it out.
You told me the old lady has no children. - American Dreamer 00:04
You told me the old lady has no children.
She is not actively dying, doctor. No. - American Dreamer 00:04
She is not actively dying, doctor. No.