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American Dreamer

It was on your 'never gonnahappen in a million years' list of properties thatyou can't...

It was on your 'never gonna
happen in a million years' list of properties that
you can't even afford the

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It was on your 'never gonna happen in a million years'
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list of properties that you can't even afford the...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:55
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dektor Film Group,Estuary Films,Goldenlight Films

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Movie Summary

Phil's a dreamer. Most dreams don't come true. Phil hates that. But that's not going to stop Phil from dreaming.
That is quite the statement coming from a dirt pimp. - American Dreamer 00:05
That is quite the statement coming from a dirt pimp.
When have you created anything? When have you made anything? - American Dreamer 00:06
When have you created anything? When have you made anything?
Everything about me screams success. - American Dreamer 00:05
Everything about me screams success.
Something you wouldn't know anything about, Horatio. - American Dreamer 00:05
Something you wouldn't know anything about, Horatio.
You know, I wanted to take you off the group text, - American Dreamer 00:05
You know, I wanted to take you off the group text,
Let the asshole come down and see how delusional he is. - American Dreamer 00:05
Let the asshole come down and see how delusional he is.
Get yourself a one-bedroom starter condo. - American Dreamer 00:06
Get yourself a one-bedroom starter condo.
Like reasonable people do who have no equity, - American Dreamer 00:06
Like reasonable people do who have no equity,
Finish your little novella and pray that you get a tenure - American Dreamer 00:08
Finish your little novella and pray that you get a tenure
♪ Down, down... ♪ - American Dreamer 00:17
♪ Down, down... ♪
Original plaster archways, heated marble bathroom floors, - American Dreamer 00:08
Original plaster archways, heated marble bathroom floors,
You're all kinds out of whack. You make less than 50K year. - American Dreamer 00:04
You're all kinds out of whack. You make less than 50K y...
I know your whole life story. Adopted by Mormon missionaries. - American Dreamer 00:04
I know your whole life story. Adopted by Mormon missionaries...
Disowned by the faith for having sex with a married elder. - American Dreamer 00:05
Disowned by the faith for having sex with a married elder.
Played the orphan card to get in, - American Dreamer 00:06
Played the orphan card to get in,
Divorced twice by the same woman - American Dreamer 00:06
Divorced twice by the same woman
And now you bring home a wee bit under 50K - American Dreamer 00:13
And now you bring home a wee bit under 50K
Write my novel. My own parking spot. - American Dreamer 00:05
Write my novel. My own parking spot.
It'’s not packing boxes for Amazon or shitting in a bucket, - American Dreamer 00:07
It'’s not packing boxes for Amazon or shitting in a buc...
$4.6 million is a lifetime in debt. - American Dreamer 00:05
$4.6 million is a lifetime in debt.