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That stuff isn't that hygienic, Phil
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American Dreamer

That stuff isn't that hygienic,Phil, and it's awfully hard to remove

That stuff isn't that hygienic,
Phil, and it's awfully hard to remove

Full Transcript

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That stuff isn't that hygienic, Phil,
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and it's awfully hard to remove.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:56
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dektor Film Group,Estuary Films,Goldenlight Films

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Movie Summary

Phil's a dreamer. Most dreams don't come true. Phil hates that. But that's not going to stop Phil from dreaming.
Let me be the bearer of even more fantastic news. - American Dreamer 00:05
Let me be the bearer of even more fantastic news.
Lot B, spot 334, right behind the humanities building. - American Dreamer 00:05
Lot B, spot 334, right behind the humanities building.
Out, out, out. Off! Off, off, off! - American Dreamer 00:04
Out, out, out. Off! Off, off, off!
I, uh... I prefer older partners. - American Dreamer 00:05
I, uh... I prefer older partners.
Because it's not every day you see your favorite professor - American Dreamer 00:05
Because it's not every day you see your favorite profes...
Your master's thesis on the economic plight - American Dreamer 00:07
Your master's thesis on the economic plight
I'm with some friends. We're all in your class. - American Dreamer 00:04
I'm with some friends. We're all in your class.
Come on, let me buy you a beer - American Dreamer 00:05
Come on, let me buy you a beer
In the history of mankind, - American Dreamer 00:11
In the history of mankind,
The hero wants two things. - American Dreamer 00:05
The hero wants two things.
Number one, and this is by far the most important, - American Dreamer 00:08
Number one, and this is by far the most important,
Even LeBron James, the king himself, - American Dreamer 00:10
Even LeBron James, the king himself,
And I, your humble cultural economics professor, - American Dreamer 00:07
And I, your humble cultural economics professor,
American dream is as alive today as it's ever been - American Dreamer 00:04
American dream is as alive today as it's ever been
Dr. Loder... you are officially my favorite professor. - American Dreamer 00:04
Dr. Loder... you are officially my favorite professor.
Cultural economics? It's like watching paint dry. - American Dreamer 00:05
Cultural economics? It's like watching paint dry.
I don't know you, - American Dreamer 00:04
I don't know you,
I'm a graduate student. - American Dreamer 00:04
I'm a graduate student.
So, you know, technically, I'm not a '‘student'’ student. - American Dreamer 00:04
So, you know, technically, I'm not a '‘student...
I'm a consenting adult who happens to be taking your class - American Dreamer 00:11
I'm a consenting adult who happens to be taking your cl...