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American Meltdown

Never have I evercommitted arson

Never have I ever
committed arson

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Never have I ever committed arson.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:29
Uploaded
Apr 19, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
Split Atom Studios

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Movie Summary

A 'Millennial Coming-of-Rage' story about a young woman who loses her job and struggles to pay rent - until she befriends a pickpocket who convinces her that the only way to survive in America is by committing petty crime.
I got a good one, never have I ever got an STD. - American Meltdown 00:05
I got a good one, never have I ever got an STD.
This is not going the way that I thought it would. - American Meltdown 00:05
This is not going the way that I thought it would.
Never have ever broken into a house in this neighborhood. - American Meltdown 00:05
Never have ever broken into a house in this neighborhood.
And never have I ever passive-aggressively - American Meltdown 00:07
And never have I ever passive-aggressively
Oh, look, you're out of shots. - American Meltdown 00:05
Oh, look, you're out of shots.
Please. You're the least direct person I've ever met. - American Meltdown 00:05
Please. You're the least direct person I've ever m...
And if you're gonna stay in this house, - American Meltdown 00:06
And if you're gonna stay in this house,
Maybe when you passed out in the desert, - American Meltdown 00:05
Maybe when you passed out in the desert,
You might think I was dumb to trust her, - American Meltdown 00:06
You might think I was dumb to trust her,
I just think it's very interesting - American Meltdown 00:06
I just think it's very interesting
After a really intense investigation, - American Meltdown 00:10
After a really intense investigation,
So we're gonna do a better job this time, I promise. - American Meltdown 00:06
So we're gonna do a better job this time, I promise.
Hey, when was the last time you even had a hot meal? - American Meltdown 00:05
Hey, when was the last time you even had a hot meal?
Your ex-boyfriend sounds like a douche bag. - American Meltdown 00:05
Your ex-boyfriend sounds like a douche bag.
We belong in museums, you know, - American Meltdown 00:12
We belong in museums, you know,
I go in to pee, my socks get soaked, - American Meltdown 00:07
I go in to pee, my socks get soaked,
You do have to tell me the entire story because, what? - American Meltdown 00:06
You do have to tell me the entire story because, what?
I mean, his name was... Is Carlos. - American Meltdown 00:07
I mean, his name was... Is Carlos.
And he has really, really good eyes. - American Meltdown 00:07
And he has really, really good eyes.
He's wonderful, and I was young and dumb. - American Meltdown 00:05
He's wonderful, and I was young and dumb.