"American Pie" quotes

00:26 But not when she's on land 00:31 It's got to be completely perfect 00:29 What exactly does third base feel like 00:45 That would be great 00:22 What the fuck are you doing here 00:22 If Sherman has sex before I do 00:25 I'm a sophisticated sex robot 00:12 God bless the Internet 01:53 She's a college chick 00:30 Confidence is high 00:35 The Shermanator 00:22 And this one time 00:09 Come on You're ruining my moment here This is our very... 00:14 No wonder you're not psyched about sex 00:17 It's like banging a tennis ball against a brick wall 00:07 Shaved is the expression 00:12 That chick's a MILF 00:14 She's gone Wha 00:32 We must make a stand 00:19 I got some scotch 00:09 Holy shit 00:08 We'll just tell your mother that 00:28 What did you cocks do to him 00:04 Well safer than a tube sock 00:11 They probably have special dorms for people like us 00:23 But together we are the masters of our sexual destiny 00:09 Did not just take out that chair 00:08 What's my name Say my name bitch 00:13 And listen to what they have to say and shit 00:25 I have to admit 00:06 I'll see you guys tonight 00:06 He's pullin' out the porn 00:12 How's the Pale Ale 00:09 Please God let this be it 00:28 You actually said that 00:23 I have 2 rubbers 00:23 What did you just say 00:10 It's your birthday 00:10 You did a hell of a lot better than I did with Nadia 00:23 Seen Shitbrick lately 00:11 You don't score 00:09 Just focus on the music 00:06 Do you know what a clitoris is 00:10 Come on Get over there 00:23 Remove the shrink wrap 00:08 We will make a stand We will succeed 'Bout time 00:15 Maybe the words aren't that important 00:05 Yeah Yeah let's hear it 00:15 Would you object if I said you were quite striking 00:17 What's going on 00:10 Do you want to be my date for the prom 00:08 What happened What did he do 00:28 It makes you feel happy What did you cocks do to him 00:06 And one time at band camp 00:29 You have to give her what she's never had 00:41 And you're not gonna do anything about that 00:38 You're pissed about something 00:15 You and Kevin haven't even done it yet 00:27 Correct me if I'm wrong 00:05 What's your major 00:06 And let the good times roll 00:18 He likes getting head 00:27 Have you just never had one with Kevin 00:08 Enough of this blow job bullshit 00:29 Say good bye to Chuck Sherman 00:15 Do you love her 00:08 What happened What did he do 00:34 And I'm here to free your mind 00:07 Focus on the music. Think melody. 00:15 Goal, Ostreicher! 00:20 - Hey, Oz! - Ozmeister! 00:12 - Hon, can you tell Vic to come on down for supper? 00:10 - I had no idea you'd be this good. - Neither did I. 00:08 Is she? 00:07 Jesus. 00:21 Kev? 00:06 - Mmm, you're dead. 00:06 Oh, God. 00:16 - Oh. - Oh, no. Oh, no. 00:12 Oh, yeah. Oh! 00:13 Okay, let's go. 00:27 She's gone. Wha... 00:06 - That's great! 00:19 That's number five and six for the Stif-meister! 00:22 This is, like, the coolest thing I've ever seen. 00:07 Well, we'll just tell your mother that, uh... that, uh.... 00:06 - What did you cocks do to him? 00:23 What was that? 00:09 Who's the man? Stifler!