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All that you gotta do is just ask them questionsand listen to what they have to say and shitI don't know man That sounds like a lot of work
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American Pie

I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work

Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.Steve Stifler:I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work

Full Transcript

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All that you gotta do is just ask them questions
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and listen to what they have to say and shit
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I don't know man That sounds like a lot of work
Available in 8 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
1,769
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:00
Uploaded
Feb 18, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Universal Pictures,Newmarket Capital Group,Zide-Perry Productions

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Movie Summary

Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.

Actors

Seann William Scott
Steve Stifler
Seann William Scott
Do you know what a clitoris is Oh my God - American Pie 00:04
Do you know what a clitoris is Oh my God
Well, safer than a tube sock. - American Pie 00:09
Well, safer than a tube sock.
See you at dinner. - American Pie 00:37
See you at dinner.
It originally started as a sex manual, this book that some guys brought back from Amsterdam. - American Pie 00:25
It originally started as a sex manual, this book that some...
If you believe in magic Magic Don't you bother to choose if it's jug band music or rhythm and blues Just go and listen It will start with a smile That won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find, - American Pie 00:53
If you believe in magic Magic Don't you bother to...
What was that? - American Pie 00:23
What was that?
Oh, yeah. - American Pie 00:11
Oh, yeah.
Well, we'll just tell your mother that, that we ate it all. - American Pie 00:07
Well, we'll just tell your mother that, that we ate it...
Choir chick what the hell are you doing hereWell I was asking Chris to promSo do you want to goOh yeah That would be greatWell just don't expect Oz to pay for the limoStifler fuck I meanWhy do you got to be so insensitive all the time - American Pie 00:25
Choir chick what the hell are you doing hereWell I was...
'Appening Oz! - American Pie 00:21
'Appening Oz!
I was being selfish and majorly insensitive. - American Pie 00:50
I was being selfish and majorly insensitive.
- Hon, can you tell Vic to come on down for supper? - American Pie 00:12
- Hon, can you tell Vic to come on down for supper?
Oh! I'm coming! I'm coming! - American Pie 00:06
Oh! I'm coming! I'm coming!
And I have to admit you knowI did a fair bit of masturbating when I was a little youngerI I used to call it stroking the salamiYeah you know pounding the ol' pudI never did it with baked goodsBut you know your Uncle MortHe pinched the one eyed snake five - American Pie 00:23
And I have to admit you knowI did a fair bit of masturbating...
Banging a tennis ball against a brick wallWhich can be fun It can be fun but it's not a gameRight No It's not a gameWhat you want is you want a partner to return the ball - American Pie 00:15
Banging a tennis ball against a brick wallWhich can be fun...
All right. - American Pie 00:11
All right.
Oh. Yeah. I suppose that would be okay. Sure. - American Pie 00:08
Oh. Yeah. I suppose that would be okay. Sure.
Nice car! - American Pie 00:35
Nice car!
Fuck meThere's gonna be an Eastern European chick naked in your houseAnd you're not gonna do anything about thatWhat am I gonna do huh Broadcast her over the InternetYeah You can do thatNo I cannot do that to herJim get some fucking ballsIf you don't have - American Pie 00:49
Fuck meThere's gonna be an Eastern European chick naked...
Why are you doing this? - American Pie 00:10
Why are you doing this?