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American Pie

Enough of this blow job bullshit. I gotta get laid already

Kevin:Enough of this blow job bullshit. I gotta get laid already

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Enough of this blow job bullshit
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I gotta get laid already
Available in 8 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
1,341
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:32
Uploaded
Feb 18, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Universal Pictures,Newmarket Capital Group,Zide-Perry Productions

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Movie Summary

Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.
Good morning, gentlemen. - American Pie 00:28
Good morning, gentlemen.
Well, bye. - American Pie 00:07
Well, bye.
Fellas, say goodbye to Chuck Sherman, the boy. - American Pie 00:36
Fellas, say goodbye to Chuck Sherman, the boy.
We will make a stand We will succeed 'Bout time - American Pie 00:08
We will make a stand We will succeed 'Bout time
You know we're all gonna go to college as virgins You realize this rightI mean they probably have special dorms for people like us - American Pie 00:09
You know we're all gonna go to college as virgins You...
Separately we are flawed and vulnerable but togetherwe are the masters of our sexual destinyTheir tiger style kung fu is strongBut our dragon style will defeat itGuys The Shaolin mastersfrom East and West must uniteFight and find out who is number one - American Pie 00:22
Separately we are flawed and vulnerable but togetherwe are...
We must make a stand here and nowNo longer will our penises remain flaccid and unusedWe will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should beThis is our day This is our timeAnd by God we will not stand by and watch history condemn us - American Pie 00:29
We must make a stand here and nowNo longer will our penises...
Do you love herYou know what You can't really ask me thatWell if you want to get her in the sack I mean just tell her you love herThat's how I was dupedLook JessicaI don't want to dupe her - American Pie 00:15
Do you love herYou know what You can't really ask me...
All right What you need to do is learn how to press a girl's buttonsYou have to give her what she's never hadWhat's thatLet me give you a hintOh Kev YeahComprende You mean an orgasmYou got it stud Well you knowI'm I'm pretty sure that I've given her aNo - American Pie 00:28
All right What you need to do is learn how to press a...
- What did you cocks do to him? - American Pie 00:06
- What did you cocks do to him?
Great See you next timeHey guys Came to watch me in actionYeahI think you sounded pretty goodYeah manI think you need your balls reattached - American Pie 00:17
Great See you next timeHey guys Came to watch me in...
Hey, guys. - American Pie 00:29
Hey, guys.
You dipshit! - American Pie 00:24
You dipshit!
All that you gotta do is just ask them questionsand listen to what they have to say and shitI don't know man That sounds like a lot of work - American Pie 00:11
All that you gotta do is just ask them questionsand listen...
Do you know what a clitoris is Oh my God - American Pie 00:04
Do you know what a clitoris is Oh my God
Well, safer than a tube sock. - American Pie 00:09
Well, safer than a tube sock.
See you at dinner. - American Pie 00:37
See you at dinner.
It originally started as a sex manual, this book that some guys brought back from Amsterdam. - American Pie 00:25
It originally started as a sex manual, this book that some...
If you believe in magic Magic Don't you bother to choose if it's jug band music or rhythm and blues Just go and listen It will start with a smile That won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find, - American Pie 00:53
If you believe in magic Magic Don't you bother to...
What was that? - American Pie 00:23
What was that?