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How about you guys actually locate your dicksremove the shrink wrap and fucking use them
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American Pie

I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use*...

Steve Stifler:
I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!

Full Transcript

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How about you guys actually locate your dicks
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remove the shrink wrap and fucking use them
Available in 8 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
1,427
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:41
Uploaded
Feb 18, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Universal Pictures,Newmarket Capital Group,Zide-Perry Productions

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Movie Summary

Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.

Actors

Seann William Scott
Steve Stifler
Seann William Scott
Oh right I'll see you guys tonightI'll look for you in the no fucking section - American Pie 00:07
Oh right I'll see you guys tonightI'll look for...
I wish you wouldn't do that. - American Pie 00:21
I wish you wouldn't do that.
What Correct me if I'm wrong but you're the one with the girlfriendand you're still stranded on third baseHey at least I know what third base feels like okayYou're still just a batboy - American Pie 00:11
What Correct me if I'm wrong but you're the one...
Guyswhat exactly does third base feel likeYou wanna take this oneLike warm apple pieYeah YeahApple pie huh Uh huhMcDonald's or homemade - American Pie 00:21
Guyswhat exactly does third base feel likeYou wanna take...
That's number five and six for the Stif-meister! - American Pie 00:19
That's number five and six for the Stif-meister!
Now the party's startin'! - American Pie 00:21
Now the party's startin'!
Vicky Jessica Great to see you Glad you could make itHaha bitchesSherman HeyWhat the fuck are you doing here - American Pie 00:12
Vicky Jessica Great to see you Glad you could make itHaha...
Confidence is high Repeat Confidence is highSherman is moving to DEFCON 2Full strategic arsenal ready for deployment - American Pie 00:10
Confidence is high Repeat Confidence is highSherman is...
You have something going tonight ShermanYou see that Central chick BernetteNo NoShe's around Seems she's taken a liking to meFellas it's time she experienced the Sherminator - American Pie 00:16
You have something going tonight ShermanYou see that Central...
I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through timeto change the future for one lucky lady - American Pie 00:10
I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through timeto...
Yeah. Yeah. At last - American Pie 00:08
Yeah. Yeah. At last
My love Has come along My lonely days are over That's great! - American Pie 00:23
My love Has come along My lonely days are over That's...
- That's great! - American Pie 00:06
- That's great!
Oh, yeah, yeah At last See you later. - American Pie 00:13
Oh, yeah, yeah At last See you later.
We're here for the party. - American Pie 00:08
We're here for the party.
Weird. Try the house down the street. - American Pie 00:07
Weird. Try the house down the street.
So what's your majorPost modern feminist thought - American Pie 00:07
So what's your majorPost modern feminist thought
You did a hell of a lot better than I did with Nadia - American Pie 00:10
You did a hell of a lot better than I did with Nadia
Suck me beautifulWhat did you just saySuck me beautifulMy friends call me 'Nova as in CasanovaThat's patheticJeez you don't have to laugh at me - American Pie 00:20
Suck me beautifulWhat did you just saySuck me beautifulMy...
Vicky, think it's time to take the next step in our relationship? - American Pie 00:24
Vicky, think it's time to take the next step in our...