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She's a college chick. Cassanova! Debbie. Bullshit - from where? She works part-time at my...

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[Deleted Scene. The boys sit by the lockers] Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: She's a college chick. Jim: Cassanova! Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Debbie. Steve Stifler: Bullshit - from where? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: She works part-time at my dad's store. Steve Stifler: Yeah right, Oz, I bet it's more like your dad works at her store. Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Dude, come on, he does not. Kevin: Really, Stifler, he's the manager. Steve Stifler: Hey, I'm not making fun - I'm fucking impressed! I mean, "Hi, six inch or foot-long, white or wheat?" - that's some serious shit to master! Kevin: Stifler, you're such an asshole! Steve Stifler: [chuckles] Myers... I mean, what's the deal with you and Vicky anyways? I mean you guys have been going since homecoming for God's sake and all she'll do is blow you? Shit, I'd drop her like a steaming turd! Finch: Do you commonly grasp warm pieces of stool? Steve Stifler: I do when I'm throwing them at your mom, you damn freak!


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remove the shrink-wrap and fucking use them ! Dude, it's gonna happen. She's a college chick. [ Scoffs ] Oh, right. I'll see you guys tonight. I'll look for you in the no-fucking section. [ Mocking Laugh ] [ Self-Deprecating Chuckle ] [ Self-Deprecating Chuckle ] All right. I'm shooting for a 9:00 E.T.A. Beer in hand by five after. Breath check. - Thank you. - [ Gargling ] [ Hacks ] - I wish you wouldn't do that. - So, you got something up your sleeve for tonight ? This is a foolproof plan, my friend. I have a serious question to ask you guys. Okay. You know Nadia the Czechoslovakian chick ? She might be there tonight. Now, do you think she would prefer... [ Clears Throat ] Laid-back Jim... or... [ Clears Throat ] cool, hip Jim ? I don't think it really matters with that shirt you're wearing. What ? Correct me if I'm wrong but you're the one with the girlfriend... and you're still stranded on third base. Hey, at least I know what third base feels like, okay ? - You're still just a batboy. - Batboy. Batboy. - [ Laughs ] - What are you talking about ? Guys, uh-- What exactly does third base feel like ? You wanna take this one ? - Like warm apple pie. - Yeah ? - Yeah. - Apple pie, huh ? - Uh-huh. - McDonald's or homemade ? - [ Scooter Engine Starts ] Gentlemen, destiny awaits. - [ Engine Stalls ] - [ Boys Chuckle ] - [ Engine Stalls ] - [ Boys Chuckle ] - -**-** [ Rock ] - -** It's been one week since you looked at me -** -** Cocked your head to the side and said, I'm angry -** That's number five and six for the Stif-meister ! - -**-** [ Continues ] - Yeah. - [ Gasps ] - Oops ! - Holy ! - H-Hey ! Nadia ! Buenos dias. Glad you could make it.

Clip duration: 113 seconds
Views: 409
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 18 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.


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