She's a college chick. Cassanova! Debbie. Bullshit - from where? She works part-time at my...
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[Deleted Scene. The boys sit by the lockers]
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher:
She's a college chick.
Jim:
Cassanova!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher:
Debbie.
Steve Stifler:
Bullshit - from where?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher:
She works part-time at my dad's store.
Steve Stifler:
Yeah right, Oz, I bet it's more like your dad works at her store.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher:
Dude, come on, he does not.
Kevin:
Really, Stifler, he's the manager.
Steve Stifler:
Hey, I'm not making fun - I'm fucking impressed! I mean, "Hi, six inch or foot-long, white or wheat?" - that's some serious shit to master!
Kevin:
Stifler, you're such an asshole!
Steve Stifler:
[chuckles]
Myers... I mean, what's the deal with you and Vicky anyways? I mean you guys have been going since homecoming for God's sake and all she'll do is blow you? Shit, I'd drop her like a steaming turd!
Finch:
Do you commonly grasp warm pieces of stool?
Steve Stifler:
I do when I'm throwing them at your mom, you damn freak!
Transcript
remove the shrink-wrap
and fucking use them !
Dude, it's gonna happen.
She's a college chick.
[ Scoffs ] Oh, right.
I'll see you guys tonight.
I'll look for you in the no-fucking
section. [ Mocking Laugh ]
[ Self-Deprecating Chuckle ]
[ Self-Deprecating Chuckle ]
All right. I'm shooting for a
9:00 E.T.A. Beer in hand by five after.
Breath check.
- Thank you.
- [ Gargling ]
[ Hacks ]
- I wish you wouldn't do that.
- So, you got something up your sleeve for tonight ?
This is a foolproof plan,
my friend.
I have a serious question
to ask you guys. Okay.
You know Nadia the Czechoslovakian
chick ? She might be there tonight.
Now, do you think she would prefer...
[ Clears Throat ]
Laid-back Jim...
or...
[ Clears Throat ]
cool, hip Jim ?
I don't think it really matters
with that shirt you're wearing.
What ? Correct me if I'm wrong but
you're the one with the girlfriend...
and you're still
stranded on third base.
Hey, at least I know what
third base feels like, okay ?
- You're still just a batboy.
- Batboy. Batboy.
- [ Laughs ]
- What are you talking about ?
Guys, uh--
What exactly does
third base feel like ?
You wanna
take this one ?
- Like warm apple pie.
- Yeah ? - Yeah.
- Apple pie, huh ?
- Uh-huh.
- McDonald's or homemade ?
- [ Scooter Engine Starts ]
Gentlemen,
destiny awaits.
- [ Engine Stalls ]
- [ Boys Chuckle ]
- [ Engine Stalls ]
- [ Boys Chuckle ]
- -**-** [ Rock ]
- -** It's been one week since you looked at me -**
-** Cocked your head to the side
and said, I'm angry -**
That's number five and six
for the Stif-meister !
- -**-** [ Continues ]
- Yeah.
- [ Gasps ]
- Oops !
- Holy !
- H-Hey !
Nadia ! Buenos dias.
Glad you could make it.
Clip duration: 113 seconds
Views: 409
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 18 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.
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00:30 Confidence is high
00:38 You're pissed about something
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00:27 Correct me if I'm wrong
00:05 What's your major
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00:08 Enough of this blow job bullshit
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00:45 That would be great
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