"American Pie 2" quotes

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Jim and his friends are now in college, and they decide to meet up at the beach house for some fun.

Director: J.B. Rogers
Writer: Adam Herz, David H. Steinberg
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $145,103,595
Released: 10 Aug 2001
Awards: 8 wins & 6 nominations

92 Clips

Shake off your chains of monogamy You're a free man - American Pie 2 00:08 Shake off your chains of monogamy You're a free man Hey where's Shitbrick The movies Took the bus - American Pie 2 00:13 Hey where's Shitbrick The movies Took the bus I gotta find a new goddess - American Pie 2 00:24 I gotta find a new goddess I guess I was livin' in the past - American Pie 2 00:20 I guess I was livin' in the past That's grea Aiee That's my nipples - American Pie 2 00:09 That's grea Aiee That's my nipples Where are the fuckin' females - American Pie 2 00:06 Where are the fuckin' females I don't know how I get myself into these things - American Pie 2 00:07 I don't know how I get myself into these things I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the little incident tonight - American Pie 2 00:20 I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the... Call me in two weeks I'll be home then We can finish lessons - American Pie 2 00:23 Call me in two weeks I'll be home then We can finish lessons Your main problem is   is that you're so uptight - American Pie 2 00:21 Your main problem is is that you're so uptight Just so there's no confusion - American Pie 2 00:11 Just so there's no confusion But the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in the vicinity - American Pie 2 00:22 But the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in... You're the guy who boned Stifler's mom - American Pie 2 00:24 You're the guy who boned Stifler's mom Well this is about as comfortable as a high colonic in Tijuana - American Pie 2 00:09 Well this is about as comfortable as a high colonic in... Don't you believe in locks - American Pie 2 00:13 Don't you believe in locks Honking - American Pie 2 00:23 Honking This happens to the best of us - American Pie 2 00:07 This happens to the best of us Where'd you put my clarinet - American Pie 2 00:14 Where'd you put my clarinet You want to get it on You better clear your schedule - American Pie 2 00:06 You want to get it on You better clear your schedule Stifler's mom Hey Finchy - American Pie 2 00:17 Stifler's mom Hey Finchy I've been thinking and you know I'm 1 9 years old - American Pie 2 00:19 I've been thinking and you know I'm 1 9 years old Hey what's your name - American Pie 2 00:12 Hey what's your name I just wanted proof that you chicks are really lesbians - American Pie 2 00:06 I just wanted proof that you chicks are really lesbians At least have a drink with the Stifmeister - American Pie 2 00:14 At least have a drink with the Stifmeister I get nasty when I'm horny - American Pie 2 00:20 I get nasty when I'm horny Am I gonna have a hangover - American Pie 2 00:04 Am I gonna have a hangover I'm not hungry - American Pie 2 00:09 I'm not hungry We're playing gin - American Pie 2 00:13 We're playing gin Finch fist yourself Chuckles - American Pie 2 00:05 Finch fist yourself Chuckles Johnny West is missing - American Pie 2 00:05 Johnny West is missing Do you know where I could find Michelle Flaherty - American Pie 2 00:15 Do you know where I could find Michelle Flaherty What are you doing here - American Pie 2 00:12 What are you doing here Who is it out there - American Pie 2 00:31 Who is it out there Oh my That's disg Oh I kissed Jim - American Pie 2 00:06 Oh my That's disg Oh I kissed Jim Where are the Fuckin' females - American Pie 2 00:06 Where are the Fuckin' females Those are my lesbians - American Pie 2 00:07 Those are my lesbians Stifmeister's palace of love uh straight love - American Pie 2 00:09 Stifmeister's palace of love uh straight love I know what I have to do - American Pie 2 00:29 I know what I have to do You found Lesbians - American Pie 2 00:50 You found Lesbians The force is strong in that one - American Pie 2 00:08 The force is strong in that one I am down with the funky shit - American Pie 2 00:07 I am down with the funky shit I can't remember shit - American Pie 2 00:09 I can't remember shit There's a whole world out there I can't be obsessed with one woman - American Pie 2 00:10 There's a whole world out there I can't be obsessed with one... Nadia will be expecting filet mignon - American Pie 2 00:28 Nadia will be expecting filet mignon Could you get your balls off me - American Pie 2 00:11 Could you get your balls off me I am the Sherminator - American Pie 2 00:50 I am the Sherminator The rule of three - American Pie 2 00:19 The rule of three Well that kind of material is offensive to me - American Pie 2 00:14 Well that kind of material is offensive to me Who the hell was that - American Pie 2 00:22 Who the hell was that How many girls did you sleep with this year - American Pie 2 00:10 How many girls did you sleep with this year Are you a family member - American Pie 2 00:23 Are you a family member Squeeze his ass son You'll like it Danielle Come on boys - American Pie 2 00:06 Squeeze his ass son You'll like it Danielle Come on boys You're a fuckin' LOUSY kisser - American Pie 2 00:23 You're a fuckin' LOUSY kisser This is good This is good Obviously - American Pie 2 00:23 This is good This is good Obviously You're making me wet - American Pie 2 00:17 You're making me wet The one that got away - American Pie 2 00:24 The one that got away This is my friend Oz - American Pie 2 00:07 This is my friend Oz I want to feel your boobs - American Pie 2 00:26 I want to feel your boobs Keep it real homies You too sir Have a good summer - American Pie 2 00:10 Keep it real homies You too sir Have a good summer How did you do that magic you did - American Pie 2 00:12 How did you do that magic you did I'm not retarded - American Pie 2 00:07 I'm not retarded I can taste the bubbles - American Pie 2 00:05 I can taste the bubbles Can't you keep your shirt on - American Pie 2 00:07 Can't you keep your shirt on My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture - American Pie 2 00:16 My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big... Where's shit break - American Pie 2 00:13 Where's shit break Why don't you tell me my dick is as big as Stifler's - American Pie 2 00:19 Why don't you tell me my dick is as big as Stifler's Call me Stifler's Mom - American Pie 2 00:07 Call me Stifler's Mom Was I any good that night - American Pie 2 00:28 Was I any good that night And as much as I'm really - American Pie 2 00:38 And as much as I'm really Jim Holy potatoes - American Pie 2 00:08 Jim Holy potatoes You must be the parents of this young lady - American Pie 2 00:14 You must be the parents of this young lady You may be Jimbo - American Pie 2 00:34 You may be Jimbo This one time at band camp - American Pie 2 00:18 This one time at band camp I'm touchin' his ass - American Pie 2 00:09 I'm touchin' his ass 'cause this one time uh here - American Pie 2 00:07 'cause this one time uh here My dick looks like a paint by number - American Pie 2 00:16 My dick looks like a paint by number Yeah Okay Now don't freak out - American Pie 2 00:25 Yeah Okay Now don't freak out That's a lot of flutes - American Pie 2 00:05 That's a lot of flutes You are so sweet - American Pie 2 00:15 You are so sweet I got peed on - American Pie 2 00:04 I got peed on Mucilage is um dangerous territory - American Pie 2 01:07 Mucilage is um dangerous territory What are you doing - American Pie 2 00:24 What are you doing When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with - American Pie 2 00:11 When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with We went through this last summer - American Pie 2 00:13 We went through this last summer That totally counted - American Pie 2 00:06 That totally counted The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor - American Pie 2 00:17 The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor You got laid in an art museum - American Pie 2 00:46 You got laid in an art museum It happens to the best of us - American Pie 2 01:07 It happens to the best of us These little sexual debacles should not get you down - American Pie 2 01:07 These little sexual debacles should not get you down That was a pure Tantric moment - American Pie 2 00:38 That was a pure Tantric moment You're a disgrace to men everywhere - American Pie 2 01:30 You're a disgrace to men everywhere What are you so worried about - American Pie 2 00:58 What are you so worried about

Cast

Jim Levenstein - Jason Biggs
Michelle Flaherty - Alyson Hannigan
Kevin Myers - Thomas Ian Nicholas
Jessica - Natasha Lyonne
Vicky - Tara Reid
Heather - Mena Suvari
Chuck Sherman - Chris Owen
Jim's Dad - Eugene Levy
Jim's Mom - Molly Cheek
Danielle - Denise Faye
Amber - Lisa Arturo
John - John Cho
Justin - Justin Isfeld
Stifler's Brother - Eli Marienthal
Tom Myers - Casey Affleck
Camp Director - George Wyner
Counselor - Steven Shenbaum
Trumpet Kid - Matthew Peters
Natalie - Joelle Carter
Natalie's Dad - Larry Drake
Natalie's Mom - Lee Garlington
Amy's Friend - Bree Turner
Amy's Friend - Lacey Beeman
Woman in Bed - Lisa Gould
Grand Harbor Sheriff - Brian Lester
Sergeant - Ernie Lively
Doctor - Kevin Cooney
Bus Driver Lady - Marilyn Brett
Michelle's Friend - Morgan Nagler
Enthusiastic Guy - Jack Wallace
Petey - Jesse Heiman
Girl at Party - Serah D'Laine
Girl at Party - Nora Zehetner
High School Guy - David Smigelski
High School Guy - Luke Edwards
High School Guy - Adam Brody
Cowboy Hat Girl - Amanda Armato
Female EMT - Paityn James
Trucker - Brian Turk
Cashier - Mike Erwin
Grill Guy - Robert Peters
Deputy - Jay Rossi
Younger Business Suit - Adam Herz
Older Business Suit - J.B. Rogers
Abercrombie & Fitch Guy - Brett Shuttleworth
Finch Girl - Amanda Wilmshurst
Finch Girl - Devon Davidson
Boy with Monkey - Daniel Spink
Party Girl - Tamia Richmond
Amy's Friend - Rachel Blasko
College Party Girl - Laurie Reeves
Counselor - Derrick Harper
Female Deputy - Kelley Schneider
Beach Party Animal - Dan Andreiu
Girl at Party - Hallie Bird
Party Girl - Jane Bordeaux
Party Guest - Nicole Brunner
Jello-Shot Girl - Christina Cindrich
Police Officer - Don 'Tex' Clark
Bystander at Stoplight - Curt Clendenin
Stifler's Mom - Jennifer Coolidge
Girl at Party - April Florio
Johnny C - Marc S. Gordon
Girl at Party - Victoria Gray
College Professor - Phil Hawn
BackGround - Enrique Hernandez
Tasteless Shopper - Matt Hobbie
Thrift store employee - Meagan Lopez
Girl at Party - Sandra Luesse
College Student - Christie McNew
Band Camp Member - Daniel Pipersky
Amy's Friend - Tara Rice
Band Camp Extra - Elaine Szupello
Boy at Party - Jason Tatum
High School Guy - Tadpole Triplett
Tourist - Clyde Tull
Band Camp Extra - Robert Warnack
Stifler's Friend - Bryan Watkins
New York Cabbie - Steven Paul Zsenyuk