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"American Pie 2" quotes

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Jim and his friends are now in college, and they decide to meet up at the beach house for some fun.

Director: J.B. Rogers
Writer: Adam Herz, David H. Steinberg
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $145,103,595
Released: 10 Aug 2001
Awards: 8 wins & 6 nominations

172 video clips

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What are you so worried about - American Pie 2 00:58 What are you so worried about You're a disgrace to men everywhere - American Pie 2 01:30 You're a disgrace to men everywhere That was a pure Tantric moment - American Pie 2 00:38 That was a pure Tantric moment It happens to the best of us - American Pie 2 01:07 It happens to the best of us You got laid in an art museum - American Pie 2 00:46 You got laid in an art museum That totally counted - American Pie 2 00:06 That totally counted The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor - American Pie 2 00:17 The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor We went through this last summer - American Pie 2 00:13 We went through this last summer When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with - American Pie 2 00:11 When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with What are you doing - American Pie 2 00:24 What are you doing Mucilage is um dangerous territory - American Pie 2 01:07 Mucilage is um dangerous territory I got peed on - American Pie 2 00:04 I got peed on You are so sweet - American Pie 2 00:15 You are so sweet That's a lot of flutes - American Pie 2 00:05 That's a lot of flutes Yeah Okay Now don't freak out - American Pie 2 00:25 Yeah Okay Now don't freak out My dick looks like a paint by number - American Pie 2 00:16 My dick looks like a paint by number 'cause this one time uh here - American Pie 2 00:07 'cause this one time uh here I'm touchin' his ass - American Pie 2 00:09 I'm touchin' his ass This one time at band camp - American Pie 2 00:18 This one time at band camp You may be Jimbo - American Pie 2 00:34 You may be Jimbo You must be the parents of this young lady - American Pie 2 00:14 You must be the parents of this young lady Jim Holy potatoes - American Pie 2 00:08 Jim Holy potatoes And as much as I'm really - American Pie 2 00:38 And as much as I'm really Was I any good that night - American Pie 2 00:28 Was I any good that night Call me Stifler's Mom - American Pie 2 00:07 Call me Stifler's Mom Why don't you tell me my dick is as big as Stifler's - American Pie 2 00:19 Why don't you tell me my dick is as big as... Where's shit break - American Pie 2 00:13 Where's shit break My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture - American Pie 2 00:16 My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the... Can't you keep your shirt on - American Pie 2 00:07 Can't you keep your shirt on I can taste the bubbles - American Pie 2 00:05 I can taste the bubbles I'm not retarded - American Pie 2 00:07 I'm not retarded How did you do that magic you did - American Pie 2 00:12 How did you do that magic you did Keep it real homies You too sir Have a good summer - American Pie 2 00:10 Keep it real homies You too sir Have a good summer I want to feel your boobs - American Pie 2 00:26 I want to feel your boobs This is my friend Oz - American Pie 2 00:07 This is my friend Oz The one that got away - American Pie 2 00:24 The one that got away You're making me wet - American Pie 2 00:17 You're making me wet This is good This is good Obviously - American Pie 2 00:23 This is good This is good Obviously You're a fuckin' LOUSY kisser - American Pie 2 00:23 You're a fuckin' LOUSY kisser Squeeze his ass son You'll like it Danielle Come on boys - American Pie 2 00:06 Squeeze his ass son You'll like it Danielle Come on... Are you a family member - American Pie 2 00:23 Are you a family member How many girls did you sleep with this year - American Pie 2 00:10 How many girls did you sleep with this year Who the hell was that - American Pie 2 00:22 Who the hell was that Well that kind of material is offensive to me - American Pie 2 00:14 Well that kind of material is offensive to me The rule of three - American Pie 2 00:19 The rule of three I am the Sherminator - American Pie 2 00:50 I am the Sherminator Could you get your balls off me - American Pie 2 00:11 Could you get your balls off me There's a whole world out there I can't be obsessed with one woman - American Pie 2 00:10 There's a whole world out there I can't be... I can't remember shit - American Pie 2 00:09 I can't remember shit I am down with the funky shit - American Pie 2 00:07 I am down with the funky shit The force is strong in that one - American Pie 2 00:08 The force is strong in that one You found Lesbians - American Pie 2 00:50 You found Lesbians I know what I have to do - American Pie 2 00:29 I know what I have to do Stifmeister's palace of love uh straight love - American Pie 2 00:09 Stifmeister's palace of love uh straight love Those are my lesbians - American Pie 2 00:07 Those are my lesbians Where are the Fuckin' females - American Pie 2 00:06 Where are the Fuckin' females Oh my That's disg Oh I kissed Jim - American Pie 2 00:06 Oh my That's disg Oh I kissed Jim Who is it out there - American Pie 2 00:31 Who is it out there What are you doing here - American Pie 2 00:12 What are you doing here Do you know where I could find Michelle Flaherty - American Pie 2 00:15 Do you know where I could find Michelle Flaherty Johnny West is missing - American Pie 2 00:05 Johnny West is missing Finch fist yourself Chuckles - American Pie 2 00:05 Finch fist yourself Chuckles We're playing gin - American Pie 2 00:13 We're playing gin I'm not hungry - American Pie 2 00:09 I'm not hungry Am I gonna have a hangover - American Pie 2 00:04 Am I gonna have a hangover I get nasty when I'm horny - American Pie 2 00:20 I get nasty when I'm horny At least have a drink with the Stifmeister - American Pie 2 00:14 At least have a drink with the Stifmeister I just wanted proof that you chicks are really lesbians - American Pie 2 00:06 I just wanted proof that you chicks are really lesbians Hey what's your name - American Pie 2 00:12 Hey what's your name I've been thinking and you know I'm 1 9 years old - American Pie 2 00:19 I've been thinking and you know I'm 1 9 years old Stifler's mom Hey Finchy - American Pie 2 00:17 Stifler's mom Hey Finchy You want to get it on You better clear your schedule - American Pie 2 00:06 You want to get it on You better clear your schedule Where'd you put my clarinet - American Pie 2 00:14 Where'd you put my clarinet This happens to the best of us - American Pie 2 00:07 This happens to the best of us Honking - American Pie 2 00:23 Honking Don't you believe in locks - American Pie 2 00:13 Don't you believe in locks Well this is about as comfortable as a high colonic in Tijuana - American Pie 2 00:09 Well this is about as comfortable as a high colonic in... You're the guy who boned Stifler's mom - American Pie 2 00:24 You're the guy who boned Stifler's mom But the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in the vicinity - American Pie 2 00:22 But the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in... Just so there's no confusion - American Pie 2 00:11 Just so there's no confusion Your main problem is is that you're so uptight - American Pie 2 00:21 Your main problem is is that you're so uptight Call me in two weeks I'll be home then We can finish lessons - American Pie 2 00:23 Call me in two weeks I'll be home then We can finish... I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the little incident tonight - American Pie 2 00:20 I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the... I don't know how I get myself into these things - American Pie 2 00:07 I don't know how I get myself into these things Where are the fuckin' females - American Pie 2 00:06 Where are the fuckin' females That's grea Aiee That's my nipples - American Pie 2 00:09 That's grea Aiee That's my nipples I guess I was livin' in the past - American Pie 2 00:20 I guess I was livin' in the past I gotta find a new goddess - American Pie 2 00:24 I gotta find a new goddess Hey where's Shitbrick The movies Took the bus - American Pie 2 00:13 Hey where's Shitbrick The movies Took the bus
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Cast

Jim Levenstein - Jason Biggs
Nadia - Shannon Elizabeth
Michelle Flaherty - Alyson Hannigan
Oz - Chris Klein
Kevin Myers - Thomas Ian Nicholas
All Cast