You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times...

Stifler: You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby. Oz: Here's a new idea for you Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other you just laugh at the people who do count. Stifler: Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

One. You're a disgrace to men everywhere. Look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year... and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby. All right, here's a new idea for you, Stifler, okay? You find a girl. You two become best friends. You don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other. - You laugh at the people who do count. - Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass. I'm never even gonna think about political science again. Hey. How'd you do? - Fine. - Yeah? Can't believe I'm going abroad for summer. Last thing I need is more classes. - You're gonna have a great time. - Hello, summer! - Did that exam blow or what? - Yeah, it sucked. - Kev, what's up, man? How are you? - Good. Put your party hat on. - We got 12 weeks of immortality ahead. - Yes, sir! Weird. The one that got away, huh, son?