Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass

Stifler:

You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby. Oz:
Here's a new idea for you Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other you just laugh at the people who do count. Stifler:
Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass