Yuck

Mr. Stifler:

Son? Erik Stifler:
Yeah? Mr. Stifler:
I want to show you something. This is the list of all the chicks I ever banged. Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman:
Are you serious? Is that two-sided? It is. Nice! Mr. Stifler:
Yeah, it's a good goal for you to try to keep up with your old man. Erik Stifler:
Hey Dad, why isn't Mom's name the last name on the list? Mr. Stifler:
There? Uh, we didn't tell you, but when you were three, we had a trial separation for a week. Erik Stifler:
Trial Separation? Erik Stifler:
Uh, Dad, there's like... Well, there's ten names here for that week alone. Mr. Stifler:
Yeah, I went on kind of a poontang bender there. Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman:
Is that my Mom's name? Mr. Stifler:
Yeah, you know, on second thought I'll just kind of hang onto that. Erik Stifler:
[whispering]
You had sex with his Mom? Mr. Stifler:
Yeah. Erik Stifler:
[whispering]
How was it? Mr. Stifler:
Yuck