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"American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile" quotes

American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile poster
When Erik Stifler gets a free pass to do whatever he wants from his girlfriend, he and his two best friends head to see his cousin Dwight for the Naked Mile and a weekend they will never forget.

Director: Joe Nussbaum
Writer: Adam Herz (characters), Erik Lindsay
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2006
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.1
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 19 Dec 2006
Awards: 1 nomination.

185 video clips

TracyErik StiflerDwight StiflerNaked Mile RunnerWoman With CameraBrandyJillCoozeAlexisMr. LevensteinMr. StiflerDrinking ContestantRyanRock
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Erik you took a crap in my dryer - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:08 Erik you took a crap in my dryer Nobody starts this fucking Naked Mile without me - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:05 Nobody starts this fucking Naked Mile without me ALL Yeah - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:04 ALL Yeah Nice cocks - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:04 Nice cocks Quick take off your shirt - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:08 Quick take off your shirt Are you sure you want to Because I doubt I'll be very good - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:33 Are you sure you want to Because I doubt I'll be very... You never know that virgin thing - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:09 You never know that virgin thing This is special to you right I mean this weekend this night - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:12 This is special to you right I mean this weekend this night I swear to God I was running through the streets with nylons on my head - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:15 I swear to God I was running through the streets with nylons... You sure you're up for this after that little incident downstairs - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:10 You sure you're up for this after that little incident... Are you all right - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:08 Are you all right You know any other frat asshole would bite my head off right now - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:06 You know any other frat asshole would bite my head off right... So you ladies ready to run this Mile - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:25 So you ladies ready to run this Mile Now get your worthless ass on the bed you peasant - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:35 Now get your worthless ass on the bed you peasant That's it you pathetic slave Keep doing that - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:31 That's it you pathetic slave Keep doing that Yeah Wow I haven't seen you since my parents' New Year's party right - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:09 Yeah Wow I haven't seen you since my parents' New... You gave your boyfriend a guilt free pass to the Naked Mile Are you kidding me - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:18 You gave your boyfriend a guilt free pass to the Naked Mile... Look I'm sorry about my dad giving you that wedgie in front of everybody - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:12 Look I'm sorry about my dad giving you that wedgie in... I'm a virgin - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:08 I'm a virgin Yeah That's what I'm fucking talking about boys - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:08 Yeah That's what I'm fucking talking about boys COOZE See you in a year college pussy - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:04 COOZE See you in a year college pussy I mean Stiflers do not fake being sick to stay home and pull dick - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:10 I mean Stiflers do not fake being sick to stay home and pull... Did I do too much nitrous A midget fraternity - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:05 Did I do too much nitrous A midget fraternity What a douchebag - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:05 What a douchebag You mean - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:23 You mean Hey cousin - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:22 Hey cousin All right bitch tits - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:12 All right bitch tits I'm adrift in a sea of boobies and my balls are scraping the pavement - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:06 I'm adrift in a sea of boobies and my balls are... What is this Enter the Midget - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:03 What is this Enter the Midget My bad My bad Welcome to the Naked Mile - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:04 My bad My bad Welcome to the Naked Mile Gentlemen it's Friday afternoon we've got a full tank of gas - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:15 Gentlemen it's Friday afternoon we've got a full... You know I don't usually go for - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:14 You know I don't usually go for How you feeling Stifler - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:06 How you feeling Stifler I can't believe we lost to midgets - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:12 I can't believe we lost to midgets You really think that little beating you gave me could keep me away - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:12 You really think that little beating you gave me could keep... You're still my bitch Stifler - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:05 You're still my bitch Stifler It's little person fuck nut - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:04 It's little person fuck nut Look at the size of that fucking chicken - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:04 Look at the size of that fucking chicken Just think next year I'm gonna be going here - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:14 Just think next year I'm gonna be going here They don't call me Everhard because I've only got one bullet in the chamber - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:35 They don't call me Everhard because I've only got... Get back to Oz there before you get your ass stomped Toto - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:10 Get back to Oz there before you get your ass stomped Toto ALL: Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:18 ALL: Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. All right bitch tits - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:11 All right bitch tits - All right, listen. - No. - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:12 - All right, listen. - No. All right, yeah. Look at this. Look at all these teats. - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:23 All right, yeah. Look at this. Look at all these teats. And ended like that. - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:24 And ended like that. Are you all right? - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:07 Are you all right? Are you all right - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:07 Are you all right Are you ready? - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:10 Are you ready? Are you sure you want to Because I doubt I'll be very good - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:32 Are you sure you want to Because I doubt I'll be very... Boys and girls, - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:15 Boys and girls, Brandy. - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:29 Brandy. Can you believe this? - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:12 Can you believe this? (CELLPHONE BUZZING) - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:10 (CELLPHONE BUZZING) Check out our boy. Think he's going to lose it tonight? - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:31 Check out our boy. Think he's going to lose it tonight? Come on, marathon men. Let's get ready for the party. - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:32 Come on, marathon men. Let's get ready for the party. Commence the pouring! - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:05 Commence the pouring! COOZE See you in a year college pussy - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:04 COOZE See you in a year college pussy Did I do too much nitrous A midget fraternity - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:05 Did I do too much nitrous A midget fraternity Don't ever - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:08 Don't ever (DOORBELL RINGING) - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:30 (DOORBELL RINGING) Down! - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:09 Down! Erik you took a crap in my dryer - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:07 Erik you took a crap in my dryer Fifty-six, fifty-seven, fifty-eight, fifty-nine... - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:06 Fifty-six, fifty-seven, fifty-eight, fifty-nine... ->More Movies - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:27 ->More Movies For the first phase of the competition, - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:19 For the first phase of the competition, Gentlemen, we have officially arrived at our destination. - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:05 Gentlemen, we have officially arrived at our destination. Gentlemen it's Friday afternoon we've got a full tank of gas - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:15 Gentlemen it's Friday afternoon we've got a full... Gentlemen, - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:08 Gentlemen, Get back to Oz there before you get your ass stomped Toto - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:09 Get back to Oz there before you get your ass stomped Toto Go! - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:14 Go! Got to say it again. It's a very nice surprise. - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:20 Got to say it again. It's a very nice surprise. Grandma. Grandma. - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:14 Grandma. Grandma. (GROANING) - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:22 (GROANING) (GROANING) - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:06 (GROANING) (GROANING) - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:07 (GROANING) Hey, buddy. You know how to get to Murray Street? - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:25 Hey, buddy. You know how to get to Murray Street? Hey, cool. A pool table. Do you play? - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:31 Hey, cool. A pool table. Do you play? Hey, cousin. - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:21 Hey, cousin. Hey cousin - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:21 Hey cousin Hey, have you seen my phone? - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:23 Hey, have you seen my phone? Hey, keep your head up. - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:07 Hey, keep your head up. Hey, naked people only! - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:06 Hey, naked people only! Honey, what are you still doing up? - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:28 Honey, what are you still doing up? (HOWLING) - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:18 (HOWLING) Hut! - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:06 Hut! Hypocrite. - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:30 Hypocrite. I can't believe we lost to midgets - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:12 I can't believe we lost to midgets I got a nine-inch strike zone, baby. - American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 00:07 I got a nine-inch strike zone, baby.
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Cast

Erik Stifler - John White
Mrs. Stifler - Maria Ricossa
Mr. Stifler - Christopher McDonald
Mr. Williams - Joe Bostick
Porn Star - Alyssa Nicole Pallett
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